Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️

Your favorite 6'8" Space/Time Pirate PNGTuber | Happily taken with my goddess | NSFW! MDNI |

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

What's that? A new reference image?
Things are happening...

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@takasiraVT I miss when these things had handlers and only limited, supervised use of the internet.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

New rule: If it wears a turban, don't let it in your country!

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

‼️On June 7th at the the Canadian "Shaheedi Nagar Kirtan" in Brampton

there was a parade float with children dressed up as su*cide bo^mbers

and women being sh*t, execution style!

this is ABSOLUTE MADNESS!!

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Tablesalt13 Deport the Kali-ban terrorists NOW!

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Nox_Daemon I don't mind finding white or grey hair in my beard or head, I just take issue with the ones that feel the need to turn red first. I'm fine getting old, but if I turn ging, I'm paying whatever's in charge a beating.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@shir0wan Try to not go full starvation, that's bad, but with weed and depression, I cut back to 1 meal of chicken a day, and lost almost 200lbs in less than 2 years🤣

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@eliolotl "i’m not sharing it"
Ah, I see how it is. Alright then...

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@RetroMoviesDB My brother and I had a playset of these things when we were kids, 30-odd years ago. They've held up so well over time that my parents gave them to the neighbor's kid last year. Still in playable condition after 2 brats, 2 moves, and 30+ years.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Audjuice9989 1. I hope that zipper breaks off and he has to be cut out some day.
2. Why does that other dude look like Tectone if someone replaced all his testosterone with soy?
3. What?
and most importantly
4. THE FUCK?

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Domi_3D Isn't the inherent insanity of being an artist wonderful? Create with furious passion until you burn out, or try to conserve the spark until you fade out. Add onto it there's usually no one to warn you beforehand both eat you at roughly the same pace.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@ClownWorld

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Nox_Daemon A horror movie I watch for laughs is good, right? Jason X. Not the scariest, but it's got a few good moments, and I can't think about Jason stuffing those campers into the sleeping bags and beating a bitch with another bitch without laughing🤣and the shattering face cracks me up!

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@BlondiniVT Always best to put the mentals first, man.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@RAWigger Maybe they saw that you were going to hack in, and in order to demotivate you from doing more, they changed your file to say that? You could be a bigger threat than you know.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@DelusionPosting Yes, and now I'm laughing at the dish washer getting angry over it🤣

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

Say no to digital ID at all cost. Do not comply. Make them understand that trying would be bad for any plans of a long, healthy life.

[National Post @nationalpost]

Carney government to ban social media for kids younger than 16, but will allow exemptions https://t.co/wE0o82v7bu

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@MommaOcco Mujin is never recovering from that last bodying he got

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@shir0wan This makes me want to vomit acid and blood from every orifice...

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@SeabassSenpai @Idontexistalr

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@tylenish If not, it's always free to learn again, and who knows how painful next time might be.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

Had to help this stupid kid who wiped out in front of my place on his scooter. Road rash on his arms, legs, and face. What kind of kid rides a scooter, downhill, wearing crocs and no helmet? Christ's sake...