Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️

Your favorite 6'8" Space/Time Pirate PNGTuber | Happily taken with my goddess | NSFW! MDNI |

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

What's that? A new reference image?
Things are happening...

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@MadamSavvy @IsaacHayes3 Yeah, about 90% of them do.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@takasiraVT Gracias

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

First, fuck off.
Second, you look like an Irishman molested a sheep, kept it drunk, and you're the fetal-alcohol result.
Third, if people want to celebrate "somali heritage" they can do it back in the shithole they came from. Better yet, they can fuck off and stay there. You too.

[Yvan Baker, MP 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @Yvan_Baker]

🇨🇦🇸🇴 Today, I introduced a private member’s bill that would declare July of every year in Canada as Somali Heritage Month!

I’d like to thank MP @HonAhmedHussen for co-sponsoring this bill with me and for his counsel.

I hope that all MPs will support this legislation.

Canada is home to many Canadians of Somali heritage.

Canadians of Somali descent have left and continue to leave a historic mark on Canada, with contributions that span communities across the country and are reflected in Canada’s economic, political, social and cultural life.

If passed, Somali heritage month would give us an opportunity to celebrate that heritage, the role that Canada has played in supporting Somali Canadians and their contributions to Canada.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

Is that a medicine ball with a wig?
Why is a medicine ball with a wig trying to get black people killed?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NOW: BLACK PANTHERS are attempting to launch a RACE WAR outside the Collin County Courthouse after Karmelo Anthony was found GUILTY

“We got to tell our kids the truth that this is a RACIST-ASS COUNTRY We gotta tell them the truth.”

“THIS IS A WAR”

“Don't NOBODY want to hear about what we do to each other. We talking about what they doing to US!”

White folks kill white folks. Mexicans kill Mexicans. We ain't trying to hear no cool sh*t today. Go open up them white folks with that. This is a racist-ass country!”

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Tablesalt13 Canada is an invaded country, weakened by cultural marxism over decades.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

Every day I live, I see many countries heading towards large-scale, race-based conflict. I'm so fucking tired, man...

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!!

The man who m*rdered Iryna Zarutska on the Light Rail in Charlotte NC, DeCarlos Brown Jr...

...has just been found “UNABLE TO STAND TRIAL” on BOTH THE STATE AND FEDERAL m*rder charges brought against him too!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!!!

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@libsoftiktok

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@joebeanclown @raiko_star Ah yes, that must be the sticky stuff on the seat, magic...

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@takasiraVT I miss when these things had handlers and only limited, supervised use of the internet.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

New rule: If it wears a turban, don't let it in your country!

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

‼️On June 7th at the the Canadian "Shaheedi Nagar Kirtan" in Brampton

there was a parade float with children dressed up as su*cide bo^mbers

and women being sh*t, execution style!

this is ABSOLUTE MADNESS!!

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Tablesalt13 Deport the Kali-ban terrorists NOW!

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Nox_Daemon I don't mind finding white or grey hair in my beard or head, I just take issue with the ones that feel the need to turn red first. I'm fine getting old, but if I turn ging, I'm paying whatever's in charge a beating.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@shir0wan Try to not go full starvation, that's bad, but with weed and depression, I cut back to 1 meal of chicken a day, and lost almost 200lbs in less than 2 years🤣

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@eliolotl "i’m not sharing it"
Ah, I see how it is. Alright then...

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@RetroMoviesDB My brother and I had a playset of these things when we were kids, 30-odd years ago. They've held up so well over time that my parents gave them to the neighbor's kid last year. Still in playable condition after 2 brats, 2 moves, and 30+ years.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Audjuice9989 1. I hope that zipper breaks off and he has to be cut out some day.
2. Why does that other dude look like Tectone if someone replaced all his testosterone with soy?
3. What?
and most importantly
4. THE FUCK?

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Domi_3D Isn't the inherent insanity of being an artist wonderful? Create with furious passion until you burn out, or try to conserve the spark until you fade out. Add onto it there's usually no one to warn you beforehand both eat you at roughly the same pace.

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@ClownWorld

[Capt. Para D. Ox | 🕚🌘🏴‍☠️ @CaptainOx688]

@Nox_Daemon A horror movie I watch for laughs is good, right? Jason X. Not the scariest, but it's got a few good moments, and I can't think about Jason stuffing those campers into the sleeping bags and beating a bitch with another bitch without laughing🤣and the shattering face cracks me up!