Shawn Colton

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[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

.@MariaLKanellis and @joyvalencia should absolutely create a great man’s theme music! https://t.co/R1ZjKwMvnx via @YouTube

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@LanceStorm @ScrapDaddyAP Fashion Police: Canada. 👍🏼

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@LanceStorm Perfect.

[D.C. @DarrenConnolly_]

rt if you're LOVING this. #RAW #RomanReigns

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

The pop a guy who has always busted his ass for us deserves!
@WWERomanReigns
#RAW

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@RealMickFoley I was doing a super-scientificrating of wrestlers and Al Snow beat Abdullah the Butcher by a point. I need to rethink the process.

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@AmberRae1992 @IntoThePortal1 @AstonshngLegnds I love everything about all of this.

[AmberRae|IntoThePortal @AmberRae1992]

Keith McClosky made the Canadian News this morning when I was driving to work at 5:45am!!!! DYATLOV PASS interview CBC: As It Happens, I’ll try to find the link!! @IntoThePortal1 @AstonshngLegnds

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@nuekerk It’s all connected. Earthquakes of synchronicity!

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

“The buffet of Terry Bolea.” - @iamjohnpollock

Suck it, @goldencorral!

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@SychoShadows @AstonshngLegnds @positivelyfai I fourth that emotion.

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@Weird_Dana Watching #Hellier for the second time and feeling the frustration you guys must have felt not being able to find that fershlugginer house again.

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@Madusa_rocks Happy Birthday!

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@1000Realities Great job on the B&V Show, brother!

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

What happens when you go through life cradle to grave and never have a moment when your Spidey-Sense isn’t tingling?

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@NikkiCrossWWE 😦😧😨😱

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@ZackRyder I remember when I was little (I’m 52) and I dreamed of a day when I could get a Bizarro, Bono Brazil, or Alice Cooper action figure. Now kids can get the Singh brothers. That is AWESOME!

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@TheresaSmak Here’s the thing about silence...It always falls. Have a great day!

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@Weird_Dana @ZZTop @KarlPfeiffer She bought ripped jeans...🎶... she knows how to use them! I’m just being silly, of course.

[Shawn Colton @CaptainPlutoFun]

@Weird_Dana So there’s a scene in #Helier where they show you walking and then they jump to Greg with his sweet sunglasses on and I thought “If he pulled them down when she walks by it’d be the perfect @ZZTop video.”