Brian Earl Spilner

2 Fast 2 Furious and Ja Rule songs are 1000x better in the summer.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@Dblockgang321 @LoganGotwa40160 @LakeShowYo Ya moms a ho

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@LoganGotwa40160 @LakeShowYo Yes thats why he does it. To pretend he got hurt in the first seconds of the match. He knew he couldn’t fight. But it was too late to pull out. So he throws a wild kick and says he hurts himself right away.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@drocka77 @TheHoopCentral @TheNBABase Hyping him up to be even better in the future. Pretty obvious.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@MichaelRapaport You’re a nets fan now goofy

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@RippleWolfi @AdamParkhomenko Damn it’s been 95 degrees outside constantly for the past couple years? Crazy weather

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@thomasjordaniv Good call

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@ryenarussillo I’ll always remember it. Because it was immediately followed by Wemby choking 2 free throws.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@JalenRose It’s kinda funny that the league is still able to rig games in 2026. Shout to them

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@MichaelRapaport Didn’t you become a Nets fan you goofy bastard

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@channingfrye Too bad Tony Brothers is just an old ass cheater

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@KevinOConnor Tony Brothers doesn’t love seeing KAT on the court. Cheating ass bitch

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@OhChev @E_Train_123 Because most people aren’t streamers. They come home from work and at some point they play one game of franchise mode for 45 minutes and then shut the game off. It’s still fun if it’s not your job. Games aren’t meant to be played 7 hours a day.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@Brett_Hanfling If you actually believed in Ramon Sessions then that’s because you used to be dumb.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@jerryferrara I wasn’t. A first round pick for that dude was hilarious. He was garbage immediately.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@SbondyNBA I’m illegally streaming this on general principle

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@nw9824 @iam_johnw We have found Lavar’s burner

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@behindhomeplate @snidog No. We don’t salute terrible jokes.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@gracerz @GPalmerMA @kellykeegs I’m looking at my enormous penis right now. Women are ass at sports. Straight garbage. Y’all suck. Deal with it.

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

@YourFriendKyle_ Whoever likes this killed James Van Der Beek

[Brian Earl Spilner @CaptainRaviolis]

No way 11 year olds gamble more than 14 year olds. The reason why this chart says 11 year olds gamble more than 14 year olds is because 11 year olds are lying to feel cool and 14 year olds are lying to avoid getting in trouble.

[Charles Fain Lehman @CharlesFLehman]

I'm sure it's fine