Otis

“Your royal excellency, Lord Edgar Darby Covington, 14th Earl of Cornwall-Upon-Thames, 29th Baron of Hertfordshire.”

[Otis @captains_dad]

Shout out to the minivan in front of me for playing it on the big screen for their kids

[Otis @captains_dad]

Currently watching the new Grinch movie while stuck in traffic on 275. Wouldn’t be mad if it was always like this in rush-hour.

[Otis @captains_dad]

@Dee__Jay__ Oooouuu sexy. Never tried one personally. That’s some money bro!

[Otis @captains_dad]

Service members: my AR has a 5.56 upper receiver.
Civilians: you mean .223?
Service members:

[Otis @captains_dad]

Soooo who wants to go grab some drinks and go bowling down at the tavern?

[Otis @captains_dad]

Happy Birthday to my childhood hero, @ChesterBe the worlds been gone since you left. ❤️

[Otis @captains_dad]

I don’t care how unprofessional it is, but today I left a job site without talking to the customer. He sat in another room on his phone talking to a friend and kept telling me to hold on as I was ready to leave. Waited 45 minutes. Some people man.

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle @talorscalf Sí. That’s the newest model and you can’t beat the price honestly

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle @talorscalf You can actually finance the Rebel eos7 with a huuuge accessory kit on amazon rn!

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle I’ll date him

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

How nice would it be if social media shut down for month

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle 👌🏼💛

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle Soooo y’all gonna need a minister soon?

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle 😭😭

[Otis @captains_dad]

@mccrydle Guys she’s gotta be just messing with us.

[Otis @captains_dad]

@Its_Tori164 Yeah it doesn’t actually sound too bad on paper. But the smell..

[Otis @captains_dad]

@Its_Tori164 True which it’s cool as a girl’s name but when I think of “Tony” for a guy I think of my uncle Tony, burnt out in his garage listening to Led albums and drinking Busch 😂