captain ⚓️

“this is a different shade of blue” ||MNDI, do ur homework||

[captain ⚓️ @captainsadd]

pls be my friend, i don’t bite :3

✰ .ᐟ 22 alt she/they
✰ .ᐟ gamer, biker, artist, baker
✰ .ᐟ Sanrio, jjba & others, r6, tarkov, Minecraft
✰ .ᐟ metalhead + shoegaze

↻ / ♡ to be moots! ૮ >ﻌ< ა

#promotwt <𝟑 .ᐟ #moothunt

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

While everyone was focused on foreign policy, over 106k surveillance cameras were installed in America.

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Shablowsk @virtuallyself]

people who are really shy kinda piss me off

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

SUMMERWEEN SEASON is FINALLY HERE 🔪🍉

🍉Write 666 in your sunscreen!
🍉Freeze a bat inside a popsicle!
🍉Replace your vital organs with candy!
🍉Shove a goblin down a slip n slide!

I still can’t believe I accidentally invented a holiday… how are you guys celebrating?

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

This is why men shouldn't be legislating women's reproductive health.

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[captain ⚓️ @captainsadd]

@wxtdreamx you’ve always been hot bae 🫶

[no context gay @nocontextgayy]

end

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour

[kaya 🐹🐾 @litlru]

men calling women foids is so corny 💔😢

[captain ⚓️ @captainsadd]

@AskrLite happy birthday to my favorite creature feature.. featuring the creature 🍰🫶

[bucket @Bucketchan5]

ALL SUMMER WE SUCKING DICK

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart