Suman Mitra

26-ish. Doing Law things in my spare time. Here for the goss.

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

Arsenal v Chelsea is essentially an episode of blue lock season 2, where we see what happens when a team with only blue lock players and the Japanese nation team defenders play against a proper team.
#ARSvsCFC

[Kalyan Kumar Biswal @KalyanKBiswal]

My parents always used to boil packaged milk, and I used to argue with them that it's pasteurized, so boiling it just kills the nutrition.

Cut to 2026.

Coliform bacteria basically E. Coli have been found in Amul, Country Delight, and Mother Dairy milk packets. Three brands trusted by millions of families every single day. All three failed bacterial testing.

Coliform can cause pneumonia, sepsis, and even UTIs.

Turns out my parents were right and I was wrong. Nothing can be trusted in India anymore.

[The DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 Akash Banerjee @TheDeshBhakt]

While @DelhiPolice has a reputation of behaving abrasively with citizens - they used to maintain decorum atleast with lawyers.
They knew that the lawyer fraternity could shut the system down if one of them was assaulted or manhandled.
Has that last pillar of unity also fallen?

[Gaurav Nandan Tripathi @Cric_Beyond_Ent]

Guys are applauding a Delhi Police personnel who put up his badge upon request and then saying ""Haa ab theek lag raha hai. Ab maaroge to pyaar se kha lenge"😂😂

Next level hai bhai 😭😭

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

Karan Johar made a movie about how nepotism works for a launch, with real nepotism, and like I think it’s self aware (hope) I am dying. This man is not real. 🤣

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Trump has blown the lid off the illusion. Reality is biting back. PM Modi is nowhere to be seen.

India has to accept reality. We have no choice but to build a resilient, production-based economy that works for all Indians.

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

Why is the MCA taking so long!?! Name approval is taking 10 days what is happening @MCA21India?

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

I exercise in phases, I’m in my rest phase now ~ ns

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

[1] INR all time low, no problem
[2] Taxes all time high, no problem
[3] Corporate Haircuts running in 1000s of crores, no problem
[4] PF money getting stuck, no problem
[5] FIIs not investing in India, no problem
[6] Low number of jobs, no problem

But, if you speak negative: you are the problem. And, are being pessimistic.

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

@ThePakistanExp1 Godspeed

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

I just ordered an entire ice cream cake for myself. Good night.

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

@policybazaar @policybazaar PW46912
Hi, thanks for handling my refund process quickly and without too much follow up from my end.

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

@elonmuskADO Tweets bro

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

@Awara013 @SaketGokhale Because you do both to be sure. Dumbass comment.

[CA Himank Singla @CAHimankSingla]

Its time for Black & White!! #ElectoralBondsCase

🧵 A thread...

Case 1: Wonder Cement Limited

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

Big exposé

How BJP is using proxy pages to run political ads worth CRORES targeting the Opposition & Facebook & ECI are openly allowing them.

Political advertising on social media has strict rules. However, this is how BJP is bypassing these rules using proxies 👇

(1/8)

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

@NLUDofficial One of the worst things to come out of NLUD ever.

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

Fuck you Oriel
#ElClassico

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

Why is Oriel Romeu is playing in an El Classico. Really it can only go up from here, good game in general though so far but holy Oriel bhai kyun

[Suman Mitra @CaptainSadnes]

@shadyhoonyaar Bhai kyun mila notification kya chal raha