Captain Schlumpy

she/her
ESL teacher, former wildlife biologist, world traveler, geek, geographer
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[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

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Apparently I read comics now

#commissionopen #Marvel #Artwork

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[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

When I'm not reading SPYxFamily, I'm reading Global Examination!

#CentricWarriors #ForcedMarriage #artwork

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@Hiveworks gee thanks for sending my package that I've waited over a year to receive to Ohio, I live in Illinois. I changed my address months ago before they were locked in. Super disappointed with everything about this crowdfunding except the artist. :(

[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

@Velinxi only if you have time. I know it's really out of your hands. ♥️

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oh that thing you've been waiting on for over a year? We told the artist it was all shipped out but 😂 we still haven't finished and no you don't have a tracking number. Maybe next week! 🤬🤬

[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

@KyoMonn Gorgeous!

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#GenshinImpact #Baizhu

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@BafflingMag @Bored_Crow @AG_Hot_Flashes

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@Velinxi @theironchai @helenisticfrog done! I figured you didn't know!

[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

Trust me! You'll get addicted to this story!

#Anime #actionscene #arttwt

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I really like supporting indie artists on patreon or with kickstarters but a lot of them are using fulfillment companies these days and it is NOT a good experience. Zero updates, payments taken and nothing received for months. Very annoying.

[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

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No updates on this for over a month and the email comes back undeliverable. Not a big fan of hiveworks atm. Especially after a YEAR of waiting...:(

[Captain Schlumpy @captainschlumpy]

Is the English voice over of Genshin calling Xiao...Jow?! That's not even close? I keep hearing that and I'm like 😒 that's not how you say it?! Xiao mountain demon See-ow is closer. ugh

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Happy to be the 46th 😎 on @BackerKit for Trash Friends - Vol 2 (Enamel Pin Collection). Thanks @_AdorablePotato https://t.co/PIQ3yWeBkh

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@AG_Hot_Flashes @Ticketmaster but but profits!