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[Cybele @cybelethebest]

Begging you all to stop looking at the lives of the top 5% of young attractive wealthy women and thinking that that’s just what it’s like to be a woman.

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

One thing I wish I knew from the time I first started dating was to never tell a man what you’re looking for. When he asks you, say ‘I’ll know when I see it’ and carry on the conversation.

A lot of will use your nice long list of what you’re looking for as a check list for how to get you to fall for him. They’re not his natural behaviors and they will end when he thinks he’s secured you.

Don’t teach him how to trick you into falling for him.

[🥀 @Xoogyhour]

None of these change the fundamental issue, putting up panels of her wanting agency doesn't mean she has it. Kubo gives her internal motivation, but structurally reduces her entire purpose in major arcs to a plot device. Which is what I mean by object in the first place

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

your daughters are never going to play against trans women in sports bc they'll drop out of competitive sports in droves between 12 and 14 often due to the ways y'all talk about their bodies

[˖⁺‧♡₊˚ 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑬𝑽𝑬 🌸˚☆₊‧⁺˖ ( ALSO ON 🦋 ) @QUEEN_EVVVVVE]

i love the tiny smut anecdotes i get on my TL sometimes

[Sakura (PrettyToxin Shipper 💉👾) @thedemoncherri]

I didn’t even realize they added fucking jiggle physics to her being impaled can we pls stop acting like Kubo is some godly mangaka who treats his females like no other 😭

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

A man can watch his mother suffer because of his father, hate his father for the way he treated her, and still grow up repeating the exact same behavior with women. witnessing a woman’s pain doesn’t automatically teach a man how to stop causing it.

[FL4R3 @r_FL4R3]

what if rainbow dash and fluttershy swapped personalities and aesthetic??

[🐦‍⬛Maxon 🇵🇱 @notmaxon24000]

Where's the mod where she's all caked up and sits on your face as your helmet slowly starts to crack

[DeathBerry 星☠️🍓🦇 @DeathBerry999]

Really like the personalities Kubo has given Ichika and Kazui so far, both reflecting traits of their parents while still having their own unique quirks.

Most mangaka tend to write kids pretty samey or struggle to actually depict characters who genuinely act their age.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

The fact that he's already greatful with the stuffed toy is just beautiful 😭😭😭😭

[Lui @gregceltiano]

Mangá me perdeu perto daqui. Parece que nenhum autor de Shonen consegue se manter fiel ao sistema estabelecido inicialmente, depois tudo culmina em poderes extremamente absurdos (e rasos) como mudar a realidade ou controlar o tempo.

[Nkay @carlella1]

I see the tweets asking men to mentor boys & I know you all mean well but you clearly have never left your child in the midst of men only to find out that they asked him if he was having sex at age 8, belittled women in front of him, or tried to fill his head with sexist ideas.

[Tonho jurídico Nicholas Hoult @zepalestrinha]

Homens são tipo

"Sim, eu quero uma mulher bem puta, que seja muito safada mesmo, que faça boquete parafuso e borboleta paraguaia"

"Ahh simm, vc quer uma mulher já ezperiente então né?"

"Nãooo, ele precisa ser virgem!"

[=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu]

this song is such a great example of the 2000’s-2010’s “feminism”. over-sexualizing and objectifying yourself based entirely off patriarchal beauty norms and male approval while also having the song be produced by a known rapist, all in the name of Female Empowerment