Captain Sidcup.

Based on an extraordinary true story of failure in the face of absolute privilege: photographer, skater and lover of pie and mash.

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

Your only real competition is yourself.

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

I love turtles and dolphins as much as the next man but can we all please agree that cardboard straws are NOT the way forward.

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

#BiggieSmalls #25years
Gone but NEVER forgotten.

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

Thank god #WorldWarIII has coming along, now the #MSN has something else to scare us with now #COVID19 is almost over.

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@KatherineEBoyle While I have no idea of what you may possibly feel sorry for, I admire your refusal. 👍

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@kentmagpie Oh yes mate, that’s never gonna change, I enjoy it too much. You know what it feels like to be miserable. 😂

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

The perfect ratio for a quality BLT is:
70% Bacon
15% Bread
10% Lettuce
4% Tomato
1% Mayonnaise

#yourewelcome

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@kentmagpie Same as you mate, nothing seems to change!!

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@kentmagpie How you doing mate??

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@kentmagpie So I’ve heard. 😂

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@kentmagpie Brown sauce?!? Brown sauce??!!! Wtaf!

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

Today, after nearly 50 years on this planet, I discovered my nipples are not level. #wtf

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

Ladies of your husband/boyfriend is under the age of 35 I can guarantee that when you’re out he’s drying his bollocks with your hairdryer. #ThingsTheGymHasTaughtMe

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

This dude blows my mind! Artist #perspice bang on point with the #stringart 👍

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

20 years have passed, but we will never forget you.

Now, always and forever, we will be #RememberingRocky ❤️

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

Tolerance is overrated.

[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

Yes please. #MondayMotivation

[SubDude @SubDudeLondon]

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[Captain Sidcup. @captainsidcup]

@clivepafc @Arsenal You can make excuses about the quality of football, low turnouts etc but WE (regardless of sex/age) are Arsenal and The Emirates is OUR home, anyone who pulls on the OUR shirt should play at OUR home.