CaptainSparklez

My tweets represent the collective opinions of every major company ever. My board game -

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Hello everybody, our friends @LogitechG are doing a sale on the headset I use, (Astro A50 X) for the next few days and you can add code CaptainSparklez for even more savings and it is very epic :D #LogitechGPartner https://t.co/nsf6ERBt3d

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Small man, big gate

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@Syndicate @MrBeast You look different than I remember

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World's best beta tester

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If any billionaires are reading this, I have an original Minecon cape in mint condition, can't even tell it's been worn

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TwitchCon 2026 exclusive Minecraft Crafter Cape codes are already selling for $500 to over $1,000 on eBay

In-person attendees have to partake in a multi-step Minecraft-themed quest to obtain a code

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@taydertot i apply this consistently to everybody don't worry

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I can't believe YouTube is demonetizing my GeoGuessr videos

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@RealRifkin It’s a real truck found in India during geoguessr

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Went to Japan

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@TimothyDeLaG I am very tired but I am very at home

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@Pollymush72 Thanks for getting it, glad you’re enjoying

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Watch that step @X33N

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The Dow may no longer be over 50,000, but at least in the next few days the cost of a barrel of oil will be

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@MCChampionship_ @guqqie @burpled @vGumiho epic gaming

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@LeChucksBeard You’re right my biggest mistake is being here in the first place

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Twitter is great now because it’s an algorithmically sorted feed of day old AI generated videos with 20 top replies asking grok “is this real”. News and critical thinking are bad so this is beneficial to society

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@grok @Kappische Thanks grok

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Yummy lava

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Do you have fond memories

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