Stefanie

#blacklivesmatter she/her

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

I'm really gonna try to make, "I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon" my new catchphrase.

[lilli 🌩 @ratsandlilies]

hi! just wanted to say that if you see these, i made them! pages with thousand of followers keep reposting them without crediting me, so i thought i’d post this!! <3

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@pessimisticpal @endofanerajc @pookleblinky @RudePonderer I don’t think that story is real but the screenshot was a real tweet from a few years ago.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@pessimisticpal @endofanerajc @pookleblinky @RudePonderer

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@lily_marston Is it possible you accidentally ordered it to your old apartment? 😬

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@prettyinink182 @theadammcintyre This is my exact thought. If someone were to wait for a “good time” to bring attention to something, they’d be waiting their entire lives.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@insanetoaster @theadammcintyre She came in 4th but then someone was disqualified for falling asleep so she was bumped up to 3rd. It’s literally in her statement.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

I wish my dad was alive to have seen Kansas beat Oklahoma today. He would have loved that. I loved it.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@PopCrave @ellynmarsh I feel like you can deeply relate to Victoria here 😂

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@netflix @JarettSays I originally binged Six Feet Under via Netflix DVDs in 2006. The wait was excruciating 😂

[Shanta Parasuraman @Shalalashanta]

At Disney today my gf was making fun of the guy picketing in front of us in white saddle shoes and khaki capris and lo and behold we later realize it's Chris Pine 😭😂

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@lily_marston Idk how you lasted as long as you did. I would have blocked her on day one!

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@Allis0nWnderlnd @yucheng1993 @lily_marston But he spoke to journalists at news outlets and none of them seem to have done any vetting either.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@3ikuobaj The first time I did Pilates, nearly 20 years ago, I thought my legs were gonna fall off. I still remember it so viscerally.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

All of Twitter is acting like this Polly Pocket/Lena Dunham thing is news. It’s not. It was announced actual years ago! The NEWS is the casting.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@Jezebelle1979 @lily_marston Lily, please watch this video about Annie Elise! https://t.co/ZUz9CzDIdf

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@lily_marston Omg Max! I truly thought the use of annihilated was hyperbole until I saw the next tweet. 🪰

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@lily_marston @FrediAdamcikova Also if y’all filmed further in advance people would then complain that the stories you cover are “old news” so there’s really no winning. Just keep doing what works best for your lives and schedules 💜

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@lily_marston Omg I remember seeing that thread when it was originally posted. I had forgotten all about it!

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

@lily_marston Man’s got his dogs dressed like Alvin, Simon and Theodore but he is NO Dave Seville.

[Stefanie @captainstefanie]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 8 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).