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[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

ATM 7:3 Real Madrid

Eden Hazard to his Manager rn:

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

You know ball

[Chefabbys @chefabbys]

When I say Rice and kontommire is nicer than jollof I mean it!!

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

RedRed Kitchen be my plug for Boston

[Kwadwo Sheldon @kwadwosheldon]

Bro are there any local Ghanaian food joints in Foxborough, Boston?

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Back of the net. @balogun

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

??????

[Adjoa 🇬🇭 @SheilaBabiii]

Still don't know why Ghana is staying in Rhode Island, tells me one thing. Last minute bookings.

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Keith Lee, Aaron Parnas?
You’re gone gone!
Congratulations 🎉

[Chefabbys @chefabbys]

AMERICA, YOU ARE NEXT 🇺🇸

I’m incredibly honored to be joining the speaker lineup at Social Fest 2026 in Texas alongside some of the world’s most influential creators, including Keith Lee, Aaron Parnas, and many more. African food on Global Stages❤️

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Your dad Ghanaian?

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Is there any eggs in this?

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

@JohnK_Harley @eygyimah Doesn’t hurt to ask, Also @eygyimah be senior man. He can make anything happen

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

@eygyimah Do you know how to get the WC tickets the government is giving out?

@JohnK_Harley

[Citi Sports @CitiSportsGHA]

🎥 🇬🇭 “Transporting, feeding, ticketing and accommodating each supporter is estimated to cost almost $11,000, which is beyond our means.”

“We have committed to fiscal discipline and cannot spend public funds in that manner,” —President John Mahama.

#CitiSports

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Ei😂💀

[morant🥤 @t0psyy]

sia s3 “ a moving man will meet his luck”nka susufoc ay3 yie

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

See outfits.
TGMA dey back rough

[blessing Ailen @ib_Ailen]

What should I say to the next person game with kenzy udosen featuring your favorite celebs

I enjoyed this a little too much 😂😂

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

2006?
Sweet Momee

[Naa @OyooQuartey]

2006, I got a space at Pentagon DC after perching with my cousin for two terms at Legon Hall.
One guy came to visit his friends (my roommates) and he asked me "Who is your father?"
I told him I didn't understand his question. He further explained that my father had to be someone important for me to get a room at Pent.
That was my first encounter with privilege and entitlement.

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Reminds me of my Bitsika days
Haha

[Avi Patel @avipat_]

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region.

The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support.

Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform.

After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale.

In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size.

Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand.

This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw.

As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right.

On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand.

We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right.

-Kled Team

[thousand. @oneman1000_]

@captainsuazo___ 666 paa o

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Texas Roadhouse bread be Freemason

[thousand. @oneman1000_]

chale, i need that bread from Texas Roadhouse instantly.

[Kobby Morant 🥽 @KobbyMorant]

See you in game 7 Boston. You frauds! 🤣🔥

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

😂😂

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Anthony Davis pranked former NFL star Marcedes Lewis into thinking the Valet LOST his Range Rover and almost made him CRASH OUT after they kept wasting his time 💀😭👀

“I gotta go bruh… You taking roommate calls on the job??”

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

@eygyimah @gyaigyimii @TribeCulture__ 🔥

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Looks like the work of Howard Wolowitz😂

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported.

NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

Reminds me of that episode in Big Bang Theory

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported.

NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.

[𝔻ave, Not Chappelle🀄️ @captainsuazo___]

What’s the deal with Texas. Someone explain to me

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

What the f*ck man 🤯🤯