MD

[Thabani Mpofu @adv_fulcrum]

We now have CAA3. In the words of Zvobgo, it is “the most calculated and deliberate attack on our liberties.” Its promulgation opens the door to, and indeed ushers in, another wave of challenges. These challenges will be pursued in many ways. We shall not abdicate. We shall not be cowed. When the motherland calls on men and women to stand up and be counted, we shall be such men and women. Our contract cannot be rewritten by a few. Our destiny cannot be determined by coin. We shall fall only by natural causes, not by the devices of a few corrupt men. So help us God.

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@mamakaCleo On behalf of myself, I love that🤭

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@kags_fx Yeast infection

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@Billthepatriot @CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe You need help Sir or ma'am, or whatever you are

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@The_Traveller88 @Billthepatriot @CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe Amen

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@3l_tauz @Billthepatriot @gong_zw @CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe Thank you for this. Some humans think they are accident free because of their superior driving skills yet it's because of sober drivers who drive safely

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@curious_edline @admin_bhonda Haaana Bicep😅

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@chirembaPT It's always colourful and heartwarming to see colleagues winning in this life 😊. Keep the trend🙏🏽

[Loice Mututuvari @loiceMututuvar1]

Besides posting jokes here this is what i do outside social media

Clearing,fowarding,procurement,uk car shipping,warehousing ,uk car purchasing and delivering(driving)….tell a friend to tell a friend and kindly retweet

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@Admire30713104 @wicknellchivayo You have 2 followers? Who are they😅?

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@eng_lui_tme @Makomborerol How tall are you? Tiite zveBMI

[Tait_Mutes @Torobito_]

For all your cellphone and laptop repairs get in touch with me.

Kindly re-tweet my client might be on your timeline 🙏🙏

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@admin_bhonda @TheLifeZoomer 😁👍🏽

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@TecnoZimbabwe You are shameless!

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@admin_bhonda @TheLifeZoomer No, the irony as well as the joke flew right over your cranium! 😂😂😂. He means no harm at all and this is absolutely not him being racist.

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@chirembaPT 😂😂😂, you are actually too crazy! You floored me! 😅🙌🏽

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@ndues_boy 🤣, she should now go domicile there!

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@harare_1 Your standards are below sea level

[MD @captaintakuMD]

@curious_edline kkkk. what had happened?