Captain the Doge

A good dynamic thought in the mind of the All. Guard your mind; be effective!

[Captain the Doge @CaptainTheDoge]

I like it. Its clean.

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

Every day, stand guard at the door of your mind

[Captain the Doge @CaptainTheDoge]

@justalexoki @shakoistsLog 'Tight'

[Captain the Doge @CaptainTheDoge]

@MobofJoggers @elonmusk @RonDeSantis @NotDrivingDrew So my wife can blow me?

[Jordan K @JordykJordan]

Oh my god...

[The Dark Horse @TheDarkHorse177]

@EagleEdMartin

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Virtual Insanity — Jamiroquai (1996)

[Bobby Levy @realBobbyLevy]

The America edits will unapologetically continue and flood your timeline.

[KFC @KFC_ES]

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL F̸̮̫́́́̏̋̂̓͛͗̌R̶̢̜̻͔̜̩̯̘͐̌̀́̀͆̒̈̀͛̔͋̕͝͠ͅI̸̢̧̮̞̯͌͋̏̈́̑̐̒́̉̌Ḛ̸̢̧͍͈̱̹̙̘͖̹̖́̐̍̐̆̒̾͂̅̔̉̽̋̃́͜Ď̸̘̤̦̤̯̺̭͓͓̠́͛̔̈́̓̾̿̊͜͝ͅ ̸̨̡̦͓̖͓̰̭͉̟̭̺̎̅̚͜ͅͅC̴̛̛͎̖̤̪̘̦̩̈́̊̇̈́̓̂̀̈́̈́͑̍̕͜H̵̩̜̗̖͙̜̣͉͇̀͐́̅̒̓͌̓I̴̭̞̘͑̆̒̃͝C̴̢̯͖̝̺͔͔̜̰̟̉́̆̉̐́ͅK̶̡͚͉̜̤̳̩̠̝̣̼̗͕̥͋̓͠Ẹ̵̗̲̫͍̞̠̠̘̱̱̠̉̇̅̀̐̇͐͑̇N̵̨̨̫͕̮̤̲͇̜̩͎̳̈́̌̓̓̌́̚͜͜͜

[Captain the Doge @CaptainTheDoge]

@MysticalTheMonk Griffers will say its positioning, or you trinketed to late, or you didn't bait/break cc. Other times, its your team didn't run more cover or use deff cds, but in the end I think you are right- its even worse then classic CCs 9/10 times

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Every time

[JAKE SING @jakesing_]

Happy birthday America.

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

How it feels setting your air conditioner to 60. 🇺🇸

[Captain the Doge @CaptainTheDoge]

@akirathedon i want to be on your livestream!

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Fuckin’ skeletons won’t stop harassing me

[Breᐰkfast & Bullets @BreakfastBullit]

I'm sorry, @HermiodtheHater

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

the original Salad Fingers was released on this day 22 years ago. Here is the full first episode

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

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[zwiqk @zwiqk]

said awhile back that this was glenn breaking cus its so out of character but mac and dennis are just so close to eachother rn that hes actually just like giggling at his stupid boyfriend