Larry “Smelly-Boner” Craigstein

6’3 - Dallas Cowboys Center - Chronic George Floyd Misser - Thanksgiving Beast - Ram 2500 = Beast

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@fakesoutherner1 He called my uncle the n word

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@TampaTomThomp What idiot knocked her up lmao

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I’m the first person to care that OJ Simpson died

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Get a job

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@BigKurtYamato Sell her for a bmw

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@Chhaaaaad Fuck
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@redflagride No

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@DojaCat put your foot in my ass

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Ebt was made so that two white kids in a bmw could get the most expensive sub at subway

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Juice wrld sent one last signal from hell and broke my Xbox

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You’re born with 2 feet and one ass and you’re gonna tell me there’s a shortage on feet?

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I’m a fat stinky bitch

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Where them girl that will put a foot in ur ass #ovulating

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I was born on the broad side of the barn #retarded

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How come when I blow “hoooh” cold air comes out, but when I blow “haaaah” hot air comes out #twittertuesday

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@digestingbleach I’d pay to see competitive dish doing