Topher

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. then sit back and watch as the whole world wonders how you did it.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Happy Hallow-eeeeeeeeen!

[Topher @captainturtle69]

Incase you didn’t know.. they are back… #NachoFries (DM for links to the exclusive soundtrack!)

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Oh yeaaah finally broke 100 axes! 😅

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😂😂😂

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Not even safe in animal crossing.. my town got the COVID 😵

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Wow it’s been over two years since I’ve been on Twitter! Hello friends!

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@Stryder808 I love lamp

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I really need some fried mozzarella sticks in my life right meow

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Haha #RedDeadRedemption2 npc AI horse head on collision haha #PS4share

https://t.co/o4viTgSPqS

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Once you break trust with me it’s damn near impossible to get it back.

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This was exactly what I needed and why I’m here

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Hmmm 7 hour layover in SF. Lovely..

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*british voices* “Cheers! To good breeding and a bountiful harvest!”

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How good does a chicken pot pie sound right now?

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😂 the funny part about it is I don’t care if I win, it’s become just because I can

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What a retarded amount of emotions

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🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Fuck ya Eagles!!!

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@fluxicity Nope! Planning on staying in Hawaii :)

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What a trip.. last night before the keys are handed over for the Luckenbach house. Everything out super clean... soooo weird