Captain Vargas

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Simple trick that can save you a huge hassle! Those sensors can really disrupt your lifestyle. If you have kids, this is a MUST!

#DIY #tip #hack #galacticfederation

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Hello?

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This is crazy, so many sensors to be found.

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I hope you guys have used your Dawn today.

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The rain is poison

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Don’t forget to vacuum your yards, stay safe guys.

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Nano sensors in your drains are a serious risk. You need to strike them down! Stay safe!

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The Galactic Federation manipulates you daily.

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@Dexerto That’s what happens when you’re a galactic federation sympathizer

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F the Federation.

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Another great tip!

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I’ve had a lot of people asking exactly how I’ve been keeping the Galactic Federation’s terraforming nano sensors from getting reliable readings. The simplest method we’ve tested so far is applying a line of Dawn along your primary walkway and around your main points of entry.

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1/10000 humans are Galactic Federation sympathizers. They must be exposed

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@EndWokeness This is just another Federation sympathizer

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Good tip for anyone needing extra protection

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I will not rest until the Galactic Federation is stopped. We will not be enslaved.

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@elonmusk The Galactic Federation is behind this, I know it.