CM Vexas

They/them
trans rights are human rights
Pro Wrestling Fan
Maxwell Jacob Friedman/William Ospreay Hater

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

part 3 of yesterday's design, now with cape!

blame @thunderpunks for goading me into it.

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

@returns_o15484 "Handling a man's turtle!" and then scurrying away what a man

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

i forgot we getting Large William on Monday lmao

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

brother what is going on with Big E's hairline lmao

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

“I’ll go to RAW and wrestle. They need the ratings boost.”

- CM Punk

#SummerSlam

[Tom 🇨🇦 @TQSherwood]

The Elite, entering his dressing room:

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

what do you think the talking point will be when Leon Slater beats Cedric and then turns around and uses Option C to immediately get the World Title?

[Banshee @itsbybanshee]

The only different here is that one can wrestle his ass off, and the other can't. Never compare that no-talent bum to the GOAT Jey Uso ever again.

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

@HamonBeat SVU is so beast mode for making the most absolutely insane plots and then making them be taken entirely serious.

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

Got a glitch in Xwnoblade 2 Switch 2 where scanning amiibo has somehow led my pre-Torigoth Nia to having 45,000 WP lmao

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

my god, the pop when Aldis does the two leg into the Cloverleaf

[PW Chronicle @_PWChronicle]

Nick Aldis and Gunther have a full-out brawl 🔥

WWE has been COOKING with the build for Aldis vs. Gunther at SummerSlam.

#SmackDown

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

@Alan_sbg big kev coming back after the balor/sami match to stare sami down would be some heat tbh

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

If MCMG don't win the AEW Tag Titles on the next episode of Dynamite/Collision they show up on, their Dub run is officially worse than their Fed run.

Sorry, I don't make the rules

[moe 🦐 @TRUEVALENTlNE]

will left the death riders and they still have mox putting him over crazy style they really don’t trust him to carry this feud on his own huh 😭

[Aaron @VisionarySwerve]

Jay Lethal minutes in 2026

[blacktora#Akira5star#YuyaUemuraG1 @violetEnjoyer]

Why are both Moxley and William being so respectful towards each other it feels like I'm watching two people who broke up who clearly don't want to

[jake 🐻💐 @girlbaitjake]

another aew tournament for the men, women u get #nothing 😁

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

Talk is Jericho featuring Vince Russo is what they playing in Gitmo to torture people

[tori 🍒 too much panic, not enough disco @itstorikins]

My favorite recently departed WWE wrestler trope is alluding to breaking out of prison/finally having freedom. I completely understand how difficult it must be to have a net worth of several million dollars and having to find signal on my tropical island vacation.

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

damn there goes my "mcmg are gonna fake out the Dub fans once again and are actually signing with another compaany" agenda

[Neo Uma 🐈‍⬛ @Neo__Uma]

It's also too funny when he's the reasonable one 😭

[CM Vexas @captainvexas_]

so is Mox just giving up the Continental Championship for this new Continental Cup thing or is he automatically in the tournament? Also we're doing this AND the C2? Is this just to avoid the John Cena Classic thing???