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@copsusablue Well he pointed the fucking gun at the cop.

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@EGA_82 The bad thing is probably 90% of these things that are being signed are going on eBay immediately. And these stars know it.

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@malachimaxeyusa Why does snow gather on top of dormant volcanoes when there is liquid rock underneath it? Why is the top of Mount Everest cold but you’re closer to the sun?

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@andydick4 @Veiny_Boobs Nona Sokolova

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@Jake444383 @Veiny_Boobs Nona Sokolova

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@RealAshlar She obviously has dementia. The bad thing about dementia is they get confused easily and they also get mean at the same time.

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@teslacarsonly Zero. As in zero visibility.

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@TheCleanCarClub I’m sure it tastes like drinking pure plastic.

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@Sadie_x2 Ugly or low intelligence women. Generally women with the lowest self esteem

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@Veiny_Boobs Nona Sokolova.

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@_learnskills Good job fitter.

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@femalebodybuil6 Always money.

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@NigerianPrnc666 @its_The_Dr Where was the white guy?

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@drharveee Always the money. If we can predict anything by reading the Bible it’s that God is unpredictable.

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@alexstoonerdy Well, how do you feel after you push mow that yard? I imagine it makes you feel pretty bad. Does your body ache? I’m sure it does. I lost 60 pounds and I cannot tell you how unbelievably better I felt.

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@Marlayna29 Money! Always money.

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@ArtOfMusic_ If she talks like whoa Vicky

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@Kinza1278 A fun date.

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@kirawontmiss Dumb internet shit.

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@AsaMala1287273 @Roycewynn There is, but it doesn’t give you a baseball bat if you are starting out with a toothpick.