jack zimmermann

I've been told that my ass is #GoalsAF

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Canada Day "Selfie"!

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@ericbittl No need to fight.

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@ericbittl It's been like a week or two since I've seen you last. I hope you've been getting your protein, small bean.

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@ericbittl So aggressive.

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@ericbittl I don't see why not. I talked to the coach, I am good to go. I'll leave tomorrow night? Tonight? Since it's technically Friday? Tonight.

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@ericbittl 'Swawesome.
Anyways. In honor of Canada Day. I'm heading over. Staying til' the fourth.

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@ericbittl I highly doubt it. Don't make promises you can't keep, Bits.

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@ericbittl I get that. But I have MORNING PRACTICE™

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Bitty woke me up from a great sleep to express his aggressive feelings about Beyonce's husband basically confirming Lemonade(?) #LetMeSleep

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But like, Bits is basically #ParentMaterial shipped in a ridiculously tiny package. #Daddy?

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I hadn't realized how public twitter was. Thanks, R & H. For calling me, laughing at me, and proceeding to fine me.

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Three, five, seven, nine, that cute behind is aaaaaaall mine.

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Two, four, six, eight who do we appreciate? Bitty.

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@ericbittl Miss your kisses. 😋

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@ericbittl It's probably all the sugar you feed me.
Anyways. You're just easily flustered, Bits. It's amusing at times, actually.

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@ericbittl In that case, keep it coming!

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@ericbittl Oh, you succeed, believe me. And you hardly even have to try. All you gotta do is shine a smile and I'm forgetting my name.

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@ericbittl Save the sap for my maple apple pie, sweetheart.

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@ericbittl You drive me absolutely insane, Bittle. It's almost unsettling how happy you make me.