Zoë

Dropped at birth from space to earth 👽✌🏻

[m. 💘🌹 @RejectsinPurple]

I think the worst part about being depressed and having manic days is when you have to pretend to everyone that you’re “good” when they ask how you are.

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@MammiWatas GODDESS 😍☀️ you are glowing

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

The shit I would do to get on #JeffreeeStarPRList @JeffreeStar look using #bloodsugar

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@therealRetail1 Message me anytime my love ❤️

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@Slimkatey All I can think of is “I need to rehome my kids because it’s an adult only building”

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@therealRetail1 @JeffreeStar @Wendys Thattagirl 😍🙌🏻😂

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

After working in retail for so long - I too understand why the grinch is the way he is 🙃 poor dude

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

Say a little prayer for those working in retail today 😩

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

It hasn’t even been a fuckin month and someone already got ahold of my credit card info. 🙃 I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

I’m passing everything with over 90s in all - but I still feel like I’m not doing enough /:

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

Young Hugh in #HauntingofHillHouse has to be wearing some coloured contacts ! Like whaaaaaaaaaaat

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@j0shhua17 Please do not stop being you boo ❤️ you are glowing now with the life you are living!

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

Y’all - please snap, call, text, messenger, GET AHOLD OF ME if you need to go somewhere and you are under the influence of alcohol. I am always awake at night and I will get up to come get anyone to ensure they get home safely. I promise !!!!

[Lan @LaineyWaynie]

This makes me so fucking sick. I leave my phone on loud every night just in case someone needs a ride. IDC if it’s 3am. I’ll come get you. Don’t fucking drive. If you don’t have anyone to call. DM me and I’ll give you my number. It’s not worth a life.

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@MannyMua733

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

Wow - extra big shoutout to my stress levels for weakening my immune system and letting me get sick as fuck. WHAT AM I DOING. WHY AM I ALWAYS SO STRESSED OUT.

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

@v1tamin_J Oh god I hear this at least a half dozen times a day 🙃

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

Forever stress booking myself tattoos 😂 I’d rather feel the crippling pain of being inked than the pain I feel just waking up as myself every morning 🙃

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

I have the biggest addiction to starbursts it’s not even funny.

[Zoë @captainzobiwan]

Casually making #FuneralDirecting and #Psychology of death and Dying MY BITCH. #universitycantcontainme