Fake Mr. Kelce

Not actually Jason Kelce. English teacher, actor, girl dad. Lifelong suffering 5/5 Philadelphia fan. Eagerly awaiting death and pancakes. We are.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Hi. It's been a minute. Anyways, it's that time of year again. The school year is less than a month away and if you are willing/able to support my students by buying things from my wish list, I would be so grateful.

Please share!

https://t.co/vzmindfkIh

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

We were lucky to witness such greatness.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@LaneJohnson65 @Eagles @NFL Thank you for everything, Lane.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

DP me, boys

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@mark_kremer

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Ticket for tomorrow secured. Go birds.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@ilovechooch Sorry.

Cheesecake bites.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Cheesecake bites?

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Thinking about Sunday.

[𝕳𝖔𝖔𝖕 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓. 𝕭 @Hoop_JohnB]

my favorite post genre btw

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Winston Justice
September 30, 2007
Meadowlands, NJ

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

What's the worst live performance you've ever witnessed???

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Funniest joke in the whole movie I was almost in tears and started missing exposition

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[random Philly guy who loves LEBRON JAMES @PhillyFink]

Hello if you live/work in Chicagoland and follow me I need you to give me a job so I can be with my wife and kid (dog) full time (or a remote job is cool too) my DMs are open and I am open to # anything #HireFink thank you for your time

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@sixhundredlbs Masterpiece.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Hello.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@_ourt ELA

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

Year 8, Day 1

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@gina_mariee_ We're done by Memorial Day so it's not too bad.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@senseisalis Probably Amazon? Or maybe at the stadiums?

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@DarthDoughboy @dhwanisaraiya_ Hallway.

[Fake Mr. Kelce @captbeardguy]

@dhwanisaraiya_ Right in the front and you know what you did to deserve it.