Captain Benjamin Church

Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing: a better house. - Jack Handey

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@ThePoniExpress I would also add that by the time Monday night rolls around, people have had more than their fill of the NFL. And the matchup is almost never compelling. Combine that with getting ripped off at a bar, it’s just not worth it.

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@EvinKnowsBall @CarlBanksGIII LT would do stuff like this but after running through a lineman

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@extragirthy @arrtnem If you only knew

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@CaraBristol You should consider moving closer to the equator

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@MeekyBlinders I know I’m taking the bait, but these people that say they relish a later sunset so they can ‘spend time outside’ are so full of shit.

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@HarrisonHSmith The irony is that Ali G and all of SBC’s personas are antithetical to English identity. He’s knowingly subversive to the Anglosphere and cheers on its demise.

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@America_1777 @grok from when is this video?

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@OppositePicks Respectfully disagree. The only objective there needs to be getting a clean snap, hold and kick. Make it and the game is over - miss it and then they have to defend against the low likelihood of a NYG FG attempt.

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@mahrukh2872 2

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@Caraway6 Well said and agree on all points. I’d also add that the push to take up every open minute and every inch of mind space will have a deleterious effect. I’m out of bandwidth and don’t have the mental space to keep up with storylines at a national level for every major league.

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I remember years ago a colleague brought her young daughter into the office and introduced her to an Indian co-worker (who was delightful btw). The mom asked her daughter if she knew where her co-worker was from, and she guessed Mexico. The Indian co-worker laughed and said “No, I wish!”

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@DanaNawzarAli Samson Option lite

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@alexjmoretto Friday + End of Summer + Party = a cooler backpack filled with beer. And a bottle of wine for the hostess. You’re golden. I would assume it’s a chance for the adults to hang, too

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@MiltStorageB @gomergolfs At least every couple of years

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@notthefakeDNP There has to be a format for sports highlights/news/commentary that’s not openly offensive to the audience who actually cares about that.

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@sama This actually sounds f’ing awful

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@LinkedInLunat1c What a f’ing douche

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@VladTheInflator A Trojan Horse more perfect than they ever could have imagined. God help us.