Chris evans

Old, miserable git. #cricket #comedy #tabletop #Dad #husband #Cardiff

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@mesnilman @KatieAidley @kateevans100 I had a Peanut Butter Twix from a petrol station just outside Kennedy Space Centre.

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@ILovesTheDiff @CroesoPubs @thediscoverypub Dog friendly, good selection of non alcoholic beer and cider. Open fires, big tables.

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@mesnilman @LeonieVHicks @BmillsBilly @smith1973_lee @AngelaGilham This wasn't something I ever discussed, but it's beautiful https://t.co/SoRdmeeBZ2

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@fboutsiders hi, the Week 5 preview podcast hasn't come up in my Pocket Casts feed. Is it coming please?

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@cardiffcouncil hi, just come home from holiday and our freezer has packed up. It's not clear from the website if we can dispose of the defrosted and inedible food at Lamby Way or not. Can you advise please?

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@palfreyman1414 @RomeoCCLive @smith1973_lee @mesnilman @AngelaGilham Jonny Briggs was far crapper

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@palfreyman1414 @RomeoCCLive @smith1973_lee @mesnilman @AngelaGilham Grange Hill?

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@AngelaGilham @smith1973_lee @mesnilman @palfreyman1414 Was for me.

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@kateevans100

[8 Out of 10 Cats @8Outof10Cats]

The BRAND NEW series of #CatsCountdown starts tonight, with @jimmycarr, @RonJichardson, @RichardAyoade, @LucyABeaumont, @gillinghamjoe, @finlaycomedy, @susie_dent & @RachelRileyRR. See you at 9pm on @Channel4!

[General Optical Council @GOC_UK]

Want to join our friendly team? We currently have the following opportunities available:

🟠 Head of Strategy, Policy & Standards - Deadline 4 August
🔵 Finance Officer (x2) - Deadline 1 August

For more information and to apply, visit our recruitment hub: https://t.co/d1dHVfWUr9

[Comfort Blanket @comfortblankpod]

Frank, funny and moving, DON'T FORGET TO SCREAM by @MarianneLevy is the real story of being a parent in the modern world.

We've got a hardback copy of this week's guest's brilliant book to give away. Just RT to win.

Closes midnight 28th July. UK entries only. #UnspokenTruths

[@OptometryToday @OptometryToday]

"As I have gone through my career different opportunities have cropped up... I don’t know if it’s ambition, or just curiosity – being open to change and progress," says optometrist, Stanley Keys. He tells us more about his journey into optometry here: https://t.co/AiVoLRCRbh #OT

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@5tevieM Yep, realising you've actually got a job interview at 1pm

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And has anyone ever been part of two, 300+ run stands in an innings before?

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@ZaltzCricket @GlamCricket has an innings ever had a 300 & a 400 run partnership?

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@smith1973_lee @mesnilman @BmillsBilly @AngelaGilham @RomeoCCLive @phil_withall Damn it!! Too slow

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@smith1973_lee @mesnilman @BmillsBilly @AngelaGilham @RomeoCCLive @phil_withall You could make an illustrated film of the Iliad. Call it 'Troy Story'

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@cardiffcouncil hi. This pedestrian crossing light was hit and pretty much destroyed. Corner of Cyncoed Road and Llanedeyrn Road

[Nick Friend @NickFriend1]

On Saturday, I finished last in the Finals Day mascot race.

My piece from the frontline, and the most aggressively sweltering hour of my life. A cocktail of sweat and humiliation.

"To lead people, walk behind them."

https://t.co/EBT6FaQGNe

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

4/We also need to recognise the truth that whatever we do as a country to tackle the climate crisis, we also need to adapt to the extreme weather already caused by our actions: that means adapting our infrastructure, homes, workplaces, care homes, hospitals, schools.