Captain Breadbeard

Kent based comedian and lover of bread.

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We're back baby! Come join us for a fantastic evening of alternative comedy at @The_CosyClub Canterbury, Tuesday 5th August.

Tickets here: https://t.co/VKeag76TSo

#canterbury #comedy #standup #alternativecomedy #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #standupcomedy #livecomedy

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We've got a super line-up for Tuesday's show. Check it out!

📅 Tues 4 Nov - 7:30pm
📍 Cosy Club, Canterbury
🎟 £10 - https://t.co/5bljqxhVrT

#canterbury #kent #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #standupcomedy #musicalcomedy #supportlivecomedy #livecomedy #standup #comedyclub

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It has emerged that a group of Italian smugglers are responsible for the UK budgie deficit this year. Rachel Reeves is hopeful for a speedo recovery, but so far it’s just fallen shorts.

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I’ve recently opened my own french boulangerie. It’s called “Welcome to the house of pain”

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We’ve got a fantastic lineup for you on Tuesday!

Plus see who wins our “Not The funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025” award 🏆

Tickets: https://t.co/efQX1TZpdN

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May also contain gluten 😉 If you find yourself in Folkestone next week, come join for a free fun evening.

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The problem with Dutch planes is, they never land.

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Come join us for Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night, Tuesday 5th August @The_CosyClub Canterbury!

Tickets here: ihttps://www.jokepit.com/e/40322

@PromoteComedy #canterbury #whatsoncanterbury #whatsonkent #livecomedy #alternativecomedy #standupcomedy

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My wife and I bought our dads a hot air balloon experience, then watched as they flew father and father away.

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Pronouns are hard to bear.
Most of them can’t even speak.

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Once kitten, twice fly, three times a lady.

Reincarnation roulette.

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I saw a pelican and a puffing crossing the road, and I thought, toucan play at that game.

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You get to choose who you vote for today. All I’m gonna say is, there definitely something fishy about that Sushi Sunak fella….

#Elections2024

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Spaghetti hoops are just the Os from Alphabetti Spaghetti.

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I’ve been planting bulbs this week.

Made light work of it.

Smashing results.

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5k to couch. Everyday, just run a little bit less. If you complete it, then next is one called couch to potato.

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BBQ pork. Ribs for your pleasure.

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There’s something fishy about that Sushi Sunak guy.

Salmon had to say it.

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My friends and I have a long running joke.

Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Eliud Kipchoge walk into a bar.

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Saturday! Saturday!

Tickets here: https://t.co/6LDNw7OEaZ

You know what to do 😎

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