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Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
Kent based comedian and lover of bread.
Joined March 2018
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Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
We're back baby! Come join us for a fantastic evening of alternative comedy at
@The_CosyClub
Canterbury, Tuesday 5th August. Tickets here: https://t.co/VKeag76TSo
#canterbury
#comedy
#standup
#alternativecomedy
#kent
#whatsoncanterbury
#whatsonkent
#standupcomedy
#livecomedy
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
8 months ago
We've got a super line-up for Tuesday's show. Check it out! π Tues 4 Nov - 7:30pm π Cosy Club, Canterbury π Β£10 - https://t.co/5bljqxhVrT
#canterbury
#kent
#whatsoncanterbury
#whatsonkent
#standupcomedy
#musicalcomedy
#supportlivecomedy
#livecomedy
#standup
#comedyclub
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Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
8 months ago
It has emerged that a group of Italian smugglers are responsible for the UK budgie deficit this year. Rachel Reeves is hopeful for a speedo recovery, but so far itβs just fallen shorts.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
Iβve recently opened my own french boulangerie. Itβs called βWelcome to the house of painβ
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Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
Weβve got a fantastic lineup for you on Tuesday! Plus see who wins our βNot The funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025β award π Tickets: https://t.co/efQX1TZpdN
@PromoteComedy
@The_CosyClub
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Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
May also contain gluten π If you find yourself in Folkestone next week, come join for a free fun evening.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
The problem with Dutch planes is, they never land.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
Come join us for Captain Breadbeard's Alternative Comedy Night, Tuesday 5th August
@The_CosyClub
Canterbury! Tickets here: ihttps://www.jokepit.com/e/40322
@PromoteComedy
#canterbury
#whatsoncanterbury
#whatsonkent
#livecomedy
#alternativecomedy
#standupcomedy
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Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
11 months ago
My wife and I bought our dads a hot air balloon experience, then watched as they flew father and father away.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
over 1 year ago
Pronouns are hard to bear. Most of them canβt even speak.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
Once kitten, twice fly, three times a lady. Reincarnation roulette.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
I saw a pelican and a puffing crossing the road, and I thought, toucan play at that game.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
You get to choose who you vote for today. All Iβm gonna say is, there definitely something fishy about that Sushi Sunak fellaβ¦.
#Elections2024
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
Spaghetti hoops are just the Os from Alphabetti Spaghetti.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
Iβve been planting bulbs this week. Made light work of it. Smashing results.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
5k to couch. Everyday, just run a little bit less. If you complete it, then next is one called couch to potato.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
BBQ pork. Ribs for your pleasure.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
Thereβs something fishy about that Sushi Sunak guy. Salmon had to say it.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
My friends and I have a long running joke. Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Eliud Kipchoge walk into a bar.
Captain Breadbeard
@captbreadbeard
almost 2 years ago
Saturday! Saturday! Tickets here: https://t.co/6LDNw7OEaZ You know what to do π
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#Comedy
#Whatson
#Standup
#StandupComedy
#supportlocal
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