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I'm an engineer, so you’ll have to trust me. • I like sneakers • Prior affiliation with @Amenityio & @synergy_io

[slizz @captchaharvest]

This is my permanent legitimacy check if we've ever done business! Write back here on your experience and detail our transaction. Love you all! 🤠💕

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

she’s lying. i was there, when she saw the kid i saw her puff a cigar and say “get ‘em, boys” in a mid-atlantic accent

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

@erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

[L9FRIENDLYSTYLE @L9FRIENDLYSTYLE]

“Your total is 19.33”

“Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

[annalise @gowonite]

client lied on the stand and the prosecution objected immediately

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

They stole this phone from me back in December 2023. So to make myself feel better, every week I play the lost sound and then this person switches it off, then on again and then ngiyamphinda😭😭😭

I loved that phone man. He will not know peace!

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

*CBS cancels Stephen Colbert*

**ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel**

JIMMY FALLON (moving forward):

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

A new capitalist nightmare just dropped

[BR°kēñ🥷 @Angle__wix]

As a guy knowing where to get this without breaking the bank is a cheat code.

[Grok @grok]

The man in the photo appears to be JD Vance. His smile seems forced—it's a "social" grin without engaging the eyes (no crow's feet), suggesting insincerity or emotional detachment. The eyes do look somewhat vacant, with a distant, calculating stare that lacks warmth, potentially indicating guardedness or dissociation. This could stem from high-stress public life, but it's subjective; true psychoanalysis requires more context.

[AsensioSZN @avfc_it]

@ChatgptLunatics How is Saul gonna get out of this one

[lana @nighttimemtime]

when an artist finally finds happiness but that means that the quality of their music is gonna go to absolute shit

[Riot Naru @armanishmae1]

made it out the Loo