Ben

this is where I'm supposed to write about myself. Now you know that.

[Ben @captchemicist]

@lexplayes Is that a diaper bag?

[Ben @captchemicist]

@gameofkittens it’s time, I’m teaching my 7 year old to play the game.

Do I crush her mercilessly? Or shall I have mercy?

[Ben @captchemicist]

@Shadypenguinn @UnitedHayze we need the review of I2I on the new Disney album, don’t make us wait for the next episode

[Ben @captchemicist]

@kroger??

[Ben @captchemicist]

I’ve my wife ever leaves me, this is what I’d have to resort to.

She laughed when I showed this to her, I’m safe.

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

"Our Dope Future"

[Ben @captchemicist]

@MrBeast So… people will go to Walmart and just scan all the Feastables without buying them, right?

[Ben @captchemicist]

One in 25k chance, we’ll see.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Ben @captchemicist]

@MatPatGT is the current day Steve from Blues Clues.

[Ben @captchemicist]

@dragonadamant @Wario64 If they’re the right size, they can be used! I’ve used a hulk figuring as an angry dwarf barbarian that had Enlarge cast on it.

[Ben @captchemicist]

@ZiaRecords my daughter loves the free sticker from today!

[Ben @captchemicist]

@gameofkittens I bet my 5 year old is mature enough for me to destroy her in exploding kittens…

[Ben @captchemicist]

@haleshannon my daughter has absolutely fallen in love with the Princess in Black books, and I just found that the third book we got from a second hand store might be autographed? Can you confirm if this is real??

[Ben @captchemicist]

@MrBeast @RT11_2021 Wanna play D&D?

[Ben @captchemicist]

@MrBeast Wasn’t there a @MatPatGT video on this…?

[Ben @captchemicist]

@MrBeast It’s a mini Lord of the Flies!

Can I bring a set of D&D dice?

[Ben @captchemicist]

@thecookingguy my wife is about to pop out our third child, any recommendations on food that can be made and frozen to get us through the first few weeks?

[Ben @captchemicist]

@wildtiktokss I’m not racist but I’m a racist

I don’t like this game.

[Ben @captchemicist]

Me: so, do we watch this (my strange addiction, TLC), or watch @cinnamontoastk react to this?
My wife: I kinda want to watch this and then watch him react to this.

[Ben @captchemicist]

Every now and then I remember Unus Annus and I’m pretty sure that’s when humanity peaked as a species.

Go play nutball.

Disclaimer: don’t. @markiplier will sue you, it’s his game.

[Ben @captchemicist]

What is it called when you hold bait in your hand and wait for a catfish to try to swallow it and then just raise your arm up, catching the catfish?

Cause I’m pretty sure it’s not catfisting, but not 100% sure…