Dave Douds

IT professional, proof reader, voice actor. He/Him.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Delivering on #HalfShaveTil10k full video @GeekandSundry @WillingBlam @CriticalRole @TeamHooman https://t.co/xJUeAga6Jb

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

If you're into Chess&M try the Maróczy Bind with your partner.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Over an hour on hold and I'm finally 8th in the queue.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

@GwwVic : Here's your water bill, it's over $1000. Also there's a bunch of usage from when your apartment was empty. Totes legit.
Also GWW: Our wait time is approximately 25 minutes. You are 81st in the queue.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

After nine minutes I'm now 71st in the queue.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Still only 51st in queue.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Hey @DestinyTheGame, do red borders not count for focusing?

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Excellent.

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

We re-watched all of Seinfeld very quickly and last night I dreamt a new episode. It was so vivid that I immediately wrote it down after I woke up. Here it is to the best of my memory. Bear in mind, I came up with this WHILE UNCONSCIOUS....

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

I guess nobody got yesterday's @RedactleGame.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Proving cats break everything #Stray #PS4share

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

A sphinx will only have sex with someone who can pose a riddle for them to solve, but isn't satisfied if it's not hard enough.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Perhaps a franchising opportunity for @chuntttttt and @usidoretheblue?

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

UoM are shutting down U-Vet, Victoria's only vet teaching hospital.
https://t.co/AK0au7AoLC

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Just discovered that @Patreon is charging me 10% GST on top of my monthly subs. For what reason? To be a website that lets me give money to other people? Fuck this, I can give them money directly.

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

If the sun is made of gas, how is the surface defined? #HorizonsLive

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Did The Infinite Monkey Cage have a trivia spin-off podcast involving panellists vs the audience, or am I mixing you up with someone else? #HorizonsLive

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

I'm CaptDaf and this is my favourite stall in the Citadel. #PAXAus

[Checkpoint Gaming @CheckpointAU]

WIN: 1 of 3 SteelSeries x Devolver Digital prize pack!!

Thanks to our friends at @SteelSeriesANZ and @devolverdigital, we have an epic #PAXAUS prize pack with a full gaming accessories setup and wonderful games!! 🤩

ENTER HERE:
https://t.co/y1B7AIJCVW

[Checkpoint Gaming @CheckpointAU]

WIN: 1 of 3 SteelSeries x Devolver Digital prize pack!!

Thanks to our friends at @SteelSeriesANZ and @devolverdigital, we have an epic #PAXAUS prize pack with a full gaming accessories setup and wonderful games!! 🤩

ENTER HERE:
https://t.co/y1B7AIJCVW

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Looks pretty real to me!

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Oops. #NFSHeat #PS4share

[Dave Douds @captdaf]

Nice air. #NFSHeat #PS4share

https://t.co/MbiULd6O5G