captaindoot

crazed (irish) FREAK
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[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Trump is requiring the United Kingdom to get rid of laws protecting LGBTQ people before he will agree to a trade deal with them.

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@NorthernIion_LP charge at them ?

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you catch some zeds, you get out of my headz!

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you sleeped, you weeped!

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youd like to be me, wouldnt me? well, you snoze, you losed

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whoever found it, browned it

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so you're the one who stained them!

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hate to break it to you, but i wore them first

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i was the real me before you were in your short pants!

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you wanna be me?

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

super monkey balls

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@catgirlprostate have a bit of a mad one

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@TransgenderKita

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@thegrayfruit my friend haa been doing this exact joke since 2 WEEEKS ago now stop stealing from him

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@kessokuleaderfr gamers rejoice

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@BocchiAnything ____ and ____ are dueling

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@Hum4nBoard evil strawpage

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@Shincore610 its like the fork equivalent to having only 1 front tooth in your mouth

[Hobbs 🫐 @HBigMan_]

Vivziepop if she wrote a black library novel

‘My last loyal fucking son, my fucking pride, my greatest fucking triumph.’

‘My last fucking tool. My last fucking hope.’

‘Bitch…’

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

my body feel weeeeirddduhghhh

[Noelle @holideeri]

oka y

supertaunt sprite by @/hardboiledayumu

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@kessokuleaderfr withered bocchi

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@worldwideyamad company needs money to stay afloat

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@kessokuleaderfr this is so cool i love the drawings

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@Shincore610 wait what where is this in dream bbq