Colin Arthur Kirby

At sea.

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@Ray_Mears And a bloody good carpenter/joiner to boot thank you very much

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@toad_mrs Good intel

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@toad_mrs Thank you ya legend

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@toad_mrs Hey I tried pitas last week. 6/10.
What’s your recipe?

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@RickRedbeard @ScotRail Fuckin yes! I’ll take the credit if nominee else will

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@dohoodle @Tallah I’ve booked it just in case the surge pricing kicks in…..

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@kathrynjoseph_ @RickRedbeard @ScotRail All of your parts are cross?

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

Let’s help this legend# get his guitar back!!

[Rick Redbeard @RickRedbeard]

In a truly astonishing bout of baby brain, I left my guitar on a train on Saturday evening. If you see a battered looking black case containing a wee Yamaha acoustic travelling up and down the Glasgow-Stirling line please hand in to @ScotRail lost property. I live in hope x

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@RickRedbeard @ScotRail Oh man! Fuckin crossing all my digits

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

Just farted through the wicker chair in the conservatory. Quite unique and very pleasing.
Might start wearing wicker undies.

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@Finlay_Jonny Fuck off it’s really really accurate you heathen bastard. Bloody ruined a life held belief and decision making system for me… fuckin party pooping prick

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@Finlay_Jonny Good cockers (my new name for cocktails) too

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@Finlay_Jonny https://t.co/LLVsgB0Qbx

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@Finlay_Jonny Really wanted to go to that but clashed with Sharon having a job on in Manchester (I found a fucking amazing Ramen place down there if you’re interested).

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@HeinzJunkins Always reluctant to revisit it. Remember it so fondly when it came out.

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@HeinzJunkins Somebody make this happen. Haven’t seen this cunt for waaay too long

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@toad_mrs All in your pants?

[Colin Arthur Kirby @captfourhorns]

@oliphantly Fuck that cunt