Captain Archibald Haddock

Billions of billious blue blistering barnacles. You don’t have to like what I say, but you know I’m right a fifth of the time.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@graue @RachelRMarshall @HamasakiLaw @BrookeJenkinsSF @joeavero This is an incoherent take.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

Do you want to know why SF is broken? Well, here’s our paper of record.

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

For S.F. Opera, a centennial celebration with Polynesian highlights https://t.co/WCKs8kfkDA via @SFC_Datebook:

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

If you think the past two years created toxicity in SF politics, you are obviously new here.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

The news you didn’t know you don’t need.

[CBS News Bay Area @KPIXtv]

It's common for temperatures to get into the 80's and 90's in Napa Valley. But with parts of the North Bay going over the century mark later this weekend, some weddings are making changes to ensure couples and their guests can have a great time. https://t.co/38pFicaZIN

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston @jedbartlet550 Hello dweeb in a mansion with sycophant followers. May your obstruction to housing price your children out of affording your your rich ass NIMBY neighborhood

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

This is what it feels like to be a NIMBY in 2022.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@D4GordonMar Are you willing to call on Louie to drop out of the race? If not you are as bad as she is.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@sfexaminer @LeannaLouieD4SF Elevating Louie’s half baked campaign… gee who does that benefit? (Hint: it’s the Gavin Newsom/ Larry Elder strategy. @gilduran76 learned it from @AceDblDwn)

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston You should give “your” indigenous land, wealth, and (White) power back to the native people you stole it from, too, but I bet you won’t do that, either.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston Bro, I’m drunk 24/7 and even I know that YIMBYs are affordable housing advocates. Trying to pretend your NIMBY base is made up of anyone who even gives a fuck about affordable housing is a lie and immediate grounds to go fuck yourself. And attacking the media? Okay Donald.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

Hooray! Racism is over!!!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

For years, the Montpelier Station, Va., post office shared a space with a museum, where “White” and “Colored” signs are part of an exhibit on segregation.

Over the summer, it “determined the display at the site was unacceptable to the Postal Service.” https://t.co/ufSnwT3wxV

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston @GavinNewsom @California_HCD Dean you’re a fucktard.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston You swift-boated Vallie. You fucking piece of shit.

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@Twolfrecovery It seems pretty illegal (fraud) if proven but at least the only victim is Chesa!!!

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

With all due respect to ⁦@jparkerwrites⁩, isn’t this kinda like “dog barks”? Hey ⁦@sfchronicle⁩, this ham-fisted attempt to show that crime continues once ⁦@chesaboudin⁩ is out of office is just weak sauce (or really dumb). https://t.co/KCe2fUvC4s

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston They only owe $200,000. Can’t you just pay the back rent and let them stay? Why do you care more about your unearned wealth than a cherished music venue that epitomizes the soul of San Francisco, and has simultaneously increased your property value much, much more than $200k?

[Captain Archibald Haddock @CaptHaddock2020]

@DeanPreston Sells some tech stocks and give them a grant. Douchebag.