Capt. Haddock

Guitar lover

[Capt. Haddock @capthaddock89]

@bbycumiss Mungkin kesel ngentut.
Sakit perut kentut terus sampek kesel.

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@bbycumiss Halah y gpp lah.. yg penting cowoknya bersih wangi.
Gak kek anak2 bocil kampung yg muka jerawatan baju lusuh maunya bo cewek ke karaoke tp pnampilan busuk jrawatan baju lusuh jorok badan item bnyak kurapnya apalagi tatoan lagi. Jangan mau sama yg gitu. Kalo bersih wangi mauin aja

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@rhazespoetra @ChizzCakeee Hubungan sex alias ngeue. Duh gitu aja goblok semua

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@badboibanget @jugheadjnsss @kostanalter Babi kau itu bukan kerja tapi maksiat anjeng. Goblok banget sih lu..LoL

[Capt. Haddock @capthaddock89]

@krimwalls @ikhwalyakub Makanyaa.. gak usah pacaran. Mending cari laki2 tu yg tnggjawab dan jadi suami.
Lu cari ganteng kaya siap2 aja dkecewain.
Mau bukti? Lu cari aja yg ganteng kaya.
Itung pake kalender. Pasti hancur.
Cari yg tampang biasa tp rajjn ibadah.

[Capt. Haddock @capthaddock89]

@Sophiedly Barangnya sudah kendor banget gitu semuanya.. Kayak gantungan baju gitu dua2nya.. Jijik banget apalagi dalemnyaa... Udah kayak sumur.

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@smangkaaaa Mau nggak punggungmu di tempelin sama ular clanaku

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@an_anie95 Jijik cokk kelekmu ada bulunya, warnanya item lagi

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@bbycumiss Memekmu gatel kah sayank? Pengen digaruk? 😂

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@teyuyguyung_ Koplok

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@Bosensendiri__ @pokonyamiripni_ Cangkemmu jon jon. Raimu yo tukang gembot ae taekkkk kon iku wkwkwkwk

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@paramitalistian @pokonyamiripni_ Masa lalumu sendiri gimana? Aman?

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@khoirilamalia01 @pokonyamiripni_ Masa lalumu sendiri gimana? Aman?

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@paramitalistian @pokonyamiripni_ Masa gitu?

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@pokonyamiripni_ Buanglah.. cari lagi

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@milktae04 @oeliaaaaaa @pokonyamiripni_ Karena cowok kalo ml gak ada yg hilang.
Lah kalo cewek? Makanya kalo cowok gak mau dapet yg rusak. Enak aja. Lu aja yg goblok gampang dikibulin cewek.

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@lailifauziyah94 @milktae04 @oeliaaaaaa @pokonyamiripni_ Hoaaxx laili

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@BUKAN_taherr @pokonyamiripni_ Kau goblok taher

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@bbycumiss Enak belahanmu dikenyot

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@yooursbabee Done unfol wkwkwkwk.. ngapain ribet. Kek cewek lu doank. Cantik juga kagak. Asli juga kagak. Wkwkwkwk