James Tiberius Kirk

Captain of the Enterprise, living legend, lothario

[James Tiberius Kirk @captjameskirk]

Ok but low key I look hot though.

[James Tiberius Kirk @captjameskirk]

This is what happens when you let Harry Mudd plan the press conferences...

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Happy 294th anniversary of the great fall of the American tyrant on Earth.

[James Tiberius Kirk @captjameskirk]

It appears that he has been collaborating with the Romulans to undermine the Federation. We will be taking him to Starbase 25 and depositing him in a holographic replica of his office. He'll never know the difference.

[James Tiberius Kirk @captjameskirk]

CAPTAIN'S LOG: We have received an urgent message that the President of the Federation has lost his election and is refusing to step down. I have asked @DrMcCoy to prepare a sleeping draught in order to remove him.

[James Tiberius Kirk @captjameskirk]

@Mr_Scott We're never going to make it to Starbase 7 now...

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I'm really going to need someone to do something about these damn spam hails.

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@DrMcCoy @CmndrSpock As long as I also look pretty I don't care.

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It's like @CmndrSpock is psychic or something...

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I hate the temporal prime directive

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@JulieAnn718 @HOKcomics @ShelfNerds

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@JulieAnn718 @ShelfNerds Who the hell is Chris Pine

[James Tiberius Kirk @captjameskirk]

Answer carefully...

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Now the most vital debate for us all to decide: Kirk or Picard? #StarTrek

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@admiral_iii @ShelfNerds

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Me too.

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@DreTop1a @keeli_noelled

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@admiral_iii try triple tweeting?

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It's unfortunate, but I must announce today that @Mr_Scott has been fired from the Enterprise. I mean specifically that I fired him out of the Enterprise.

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@Mr_Scott

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@OfHopeAndDreams @BashirFaq If I had my way it would have said a lot more than that.