Clarion Johnson

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[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

//ok, this is gonna be a shit pinned, but still a pinned.
//Here we fucking go.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@MachineMan2049 ...
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Why in Zeus's name is this not wrong?

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

UPDATE 002-
Clarion is a polytheist/neopagan

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

//ok, this is gonna be a shit pinned, but still a pinned.
//Here we fucking go.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

UPDATE 001-
As of 2178, clarion is 150 years old

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@MyHusbendLeftHe Jokes on you, I'm not in Terra.
I'm not even in the Sol system right now!

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

Some of my formal/service related outfits.

//yes, I used Gacha Club 2. Shut up before you say anything negative, I didn't feel like drawing.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@EarthDefCorp oh hey EDC

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@kyviiz SEMPER INVICTA!
SAGITTARIUS IN AETERNUM!

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

4

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

//I HAVE DISCOVERED

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3

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@Rizzy1c //Doom.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@Meme_Titan23 @PalToppinGal You clearly dont know what a shaboingboing is

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@PalToppinGal How many shaboingboings do you have?

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@Mal0zemug Mal, what the fuc-

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@Princess0fHell3 //pyromania.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@nefusus //ah, a fellow DOOM enjoyer.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@MoonTheCatDrone You'll supervise the shaboingboings.

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

He is crunchy, then.
If another god is added to this list, or if he is proven to not be a god, let me know.

[Frost @PalToppinGal]

"Why would I know?"

"His attitude is definitely crunchy tho.."

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

Close enough
Is he crunchy or chewy?

[Frost @PalToppinGal]

"I actually don't even know if we have gods.. My son considers himself to be one but I'm not sure if he is one.."

[Clarion Johnson @CaptJohnson2107]

@PalToppinGal So, nzinga,
are your gods crunchy or chewy?