M.☾

🇿🇼|| don’t take me seriously

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

Bachelors and a baby all within a month🩷

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

kids not being potty trained confuses me because the feeling I get now from not having to monitor nappies or buy them? unmatched, better than finding money even. I can’t imagine a parent not fighting to have that convenience for them and their children

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

the videos that are about be on the TL are crazy

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Knicks win first NBA title since 1973 with 94-90 victory over Spurs in Game 5.

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

MAMDANISTAN FOREVER

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

well their leaders were buddy buddy with a certain Austrian guy

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Switzerland to vote on plan to cap population at 10 million https://t.co/LOX1WuvSNC

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

rachel reeves needs to put VAT and an additional tax on podcasts that let anything run fr

[WstLdnsMayor_ @kieronFish]

Some of you lot sit down and watch this SH*T

I can’t believe it 😂

He said there are regions in the world where people are living to 300/400 years old

SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS‼️

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

Zim couple on Love Island? Might have to catch up after this match lmaooo

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

They didn't lie when they said opening up to parents is like bleeding next to a shark.

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

not OPs fault when how people look is a driver of how they’re treated in every aspect of this life🤷🏾‍♀️

[ms virgo. @prkmsj]

if im skinny why am i working out? quickly

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

“The irish were slaves too, we understand your history” but you’re moving like the colonisers did, okay!

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

I don’t want to hear any bullshit about “legitimate concerns” and “working class revolt”

It’s working-class Black and brown people being pushed out of their homes. This is racist violence and intimidation. Don’t dress it up as anything else.

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

feels like a trap but at the same time I might never see the pension so

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Young people could swap a year's state pension for £12,500 cash to get on property ladder under new proposal https://t.co/X4HBPfyhEj

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

happy to go to majorca next week but i really wish i was back in NY fr

[Tennis Channel @TennisChannel]

Serena's reflexes SHARP as ever 🔥

#HSBCChampionships

[KJ @KdotJohnson_]

Y’all want Druski to make a potentially controversial skit so y’all can sit and laugh about it from the comfortability of your homes while he faces potential career-altering backlash when he could just NOT do that

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

Diamond tier journalism from this guy😭

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Veteran broadcaster Jon Snow has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, according to the Alzheimer's Society

https://t.co/TxdddzVIKq

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Everyone ok?

[J 🇩🇿 🇧🇷 @Jxs_b]

May every African team win against their coloniser teams 🙂‍↕️

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

Where is sis now😂

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

I hate going into the office so much

[M.☾ @captkneecaps]

lidl got to do 90% off croissants tomorrow