Carol Danvers

It's not that I'm a violent person. it's just that some things really really need punching. And I am very good at punching things. | MV, 21+ | #Quilly

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

@ExHydraSpider [I don't like being the third wheel! Thanks though ;)]

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

@ExHydraSpider [You know I didn't mind that. Uhh. I dunno. Hijacking your Christmas and making off with the boyo so at least one of us gets laid? Yes. Yes. Sounds like a good plan.]

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

@ExHydraSpider Boredom and turning into a bit of a grouch.

[Not too bad. I have my own room!]

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

@ExHydraSpider Is throwing peanuts from a roof.

[Yupppp. What's up?]

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Things to remember. https://t.co/4tj9XJSkuL

[Secoura @secoura]

Babies come from ringing the silver bells ;)

Thanks @XmasCardBot!

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Squints. "Did you just want wine? You could've asked, no need to say it's for a joke..." https://t.co/vK31wtCQ4W

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Long suffering sigh. "You're gonna make it anyway..." https://t.co/nhY8DslWiz

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Is this a moment? Are they having a moment? https://t.co/s2McXamgtK

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Rolls. Eyes. "Hey, I'm trying to be nice. It's for your kid." https://t.co/eyWIcBSEN5

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

"Roadkill it is. I'll start uh, collecting..." https://t.co/mcjZti4KJc

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Ew. Where's she going to find dead animals?

"Uhhh. Okay. It seems weird to give e a kid roadkill for Christmas though." https://t.co/AhSZwCA56n

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Cringes. "Maybe I'll hold her off with toys? Broomsticks? Little brewing kits?" https://t.co/Qj3LBbcyfB

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

"I'm still fond of her even though she might stabby stab me? She is.. precocious." https://t.co/747WEWGR2H

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

"Reindeer demon horns. Who else?" https://t.co/OYNcjsiENU

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

"She will go stabby stabby with everyone." https://t.co/drOf4hYSFB

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

"Why is that Satan woman so gluuuum?"

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Awkward....

Waves back and plonks the bottle on his desk.

"Hello. Happy belated Thanksgiving..?" https://t.co/UIMmwrcysj

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Knocks the open door anyway.

"Hello..?" https://t.co/0fc9eGodgL

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Lands on the roof, wondering if he'll open the door since he has an AI, or he's waiting for her to knock. https://t.co/Fo618gxI21

[Carol Danvers @CaptMarvelAss]

Great. Grabs scotch on the way over. https://t.co/rpWbiUYgQx