Morgan McGinnis

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its a ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

@J_grissom Jk bets I’ll bowl like a 54 HAHAH

[Illinois on BTN @IllinoisOnBTN]

Still can't get enough of this @IlliniMBB scene, nearly 12 hours later.

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

@kmacwinplacesho what happened to PBR

[kevin mcginnis @kmacwinplacesho]

Hipsters Unite!
#savepbr

[kevin mcginnis @kmacwinplacesho]

For you Morgan & Annie!

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

I have reason to believe that Pharrell was a line judge at this professional tennis tournament yesterday....

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

late night feels by @Anniemcginniz

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

hyperventilating bc the Fab 5 and I are in the same city.... WHERE U @ @QueerEye 💕🙀🌈

[William Mahnken @SilverLimePhoto]

On June 16th, I married my best friend Shannan @treeandshield on the beach of Amelia Island at sunrise. Deborah Ramey @sh3angl officiated.
@KaramoBrown @jvn @tanfrance @antoni @bobbyberk @QueerEye

[KHQA News @KHQA]

MISSING: Lance A. Ackerman, 20, of Winchester, Illinois has been reported missing. If you know of his whereabouts please contact the Scott County, IL Sheriff's Office. https://t.co/ePhOEGH6gY

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

Someone plz teach me to relax

[Shannon McKenzie @realslimshanny]

Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslist. Your hobbies are breaking into song at inappropriate times & chugging beer on elevated surfaces, like a True American would

Who’s that girl? It’s you, Jess

[Nate Jent @nJent58]

When someone doesn’t understand my Spongebob reference from 2002

[K (McGonigle ROY) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

@anan_morrissey YEPPPPP

[Morgan McGinnis @captmorgiee]

Someone plz teach me how to become a minimalist 🙃

[Elizabeth @Elizabethkayem]

You will never look at a calendar the same way after you watch this