Steve

captain, pilot, bagpiper

[Steve @captnedd]

@miles_commodore Barney Miller was the best. Loved that show.

[Steve @captnedd]

@GuntherEagleman This should also be used to keep the refineries open and running. Overrule the dumb regulations and begin using California's oil resources. It's a no brainer. And it would really piss off old Gavie. Let's go!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Love...

One day Adam was asking god questions. He said to God, "Lord, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"

God said, ''So you would love her"

Adam asked, "Lord, why did you make her feel so soft and nice?"

God said, "So you would love her"

Adam said, "But lord, why did you make her so dumb?"

God said, "So she would love YOU"

[Steve @captnedd]

@darren_stallcup There are so many good, smart, productive people here. We're just not heard. Very questionable elections are also a problem.

[Steve @captnedd]

@darren_stallcup We seem to produce the very worst politicians here in CA. How does it happen so consistently?

[Steve @captnedd]

@tylerjschoon Phil!!@@! Yes!!!!!

[Steve @captnedd]

@VigilantFox I was in Florida twice during covid. I live in CA. It was like leaving in an open air loony bin and going to a normal place. It was a nice break.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I’m sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.

The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1500!" she cried, "$1500 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1500."

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

This is the satire Ro Khanna and Adam Schiff want to make illegal so democrats aren't the butt of jokes.

[Carl DeMaio @carldemaio]

Voters in CA are going to be asked to vote on Props 41, 42, and 43 this November. Here's why we're calling them the "Taxpayer Protection Trio", and why we urge a yes vote on these propositions - WATCH: full episode available on YouTube!

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

@GovPressOffice Gavin's "expertise":

[Steve @captnedd]

@ReverendWarnock Good god. You again?

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

If "not f*cking around" was a dog

[Steve @captnedd]

@miles_commodore Saw it live. Legendary.

[Steve @captnedd]

I only hope Schiff said it. That will bring more attention to it. Vote Hilton, Dammit! Let's go!

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

Adam Schiff says this ad is a "threat to our democracy" and wants it banned.

Do you agree

[Steve @captnedd]

Mack looking small next to the rookie. Wow!

[Kris Rhim @krisrhim1]

Khalil Mack coaching up rookie Travis Burke

[Steve @captnedd]

@danielrpopper It's been pleasure to read your stuff. Good luck in your new role.

[Steve @captnedd]

@MayorOfLA Everyone should have access to everything all the time. And it's free.

[Steve @captnedd]

@CollinRugg Nice landing. Well done.

[Steve @captnedd]

@krisrhim1 Did can be the next Reacher