Disco Dad

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[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Corn dogs are just meat Twinkies

[♰ @reeceollld]

evil again.

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

My dream life? Getting paid to yap

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Posting what was supposed to be on the private story on the public is what I imagine cutting the red wire feels like

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

These are my Roman Empire

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

thinking about dirt cups again

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

I hate to tell y’all this, but Tamayo in Demon Slayer is so Carlisle Cullen coded

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

I love glasses because it’s like “hey you can’t see? Here’s something that’s gonna smudge and make your vision even worse🫶🏽”

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

If there’s one thing I’ll always love in this lifetime, it’s a good mini skirt

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Shoutout to the girls that slept with every single stuffed animal in their bed as a child so none of them felt left out🫶🏽

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Not only does driving in LA scare me, I said let me go ahead and learn to drive stick on top of it🥰

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Making a lox bagel next to my pet fish feels barbaric

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Saying a prayer for all the girls with football bfs

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

If there’s one thing I was made for, it’s hypin up the girlies💖 if they’re a girly, just know I will gassin them up like there’s no tomorrow

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Shego and Sam Manson were the it girls of our generation

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

My toxic trait is I think I could wrap a car off of one YouTube video

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

@amandaadenizee_ As you should! Can’t believe he would stress you out in your dreams like that😒

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

Haven’t had a sip of water today but teaching myself to sleep on my back to prevent wrinkles

[Disco Dad @captnmallika]

I want a pink car. Imagine me hitting curbs in a pink car. That would be so cute