Dorkestra Class

40% Bangers, 60% Trash

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

@Nooramorph By saying "Oh. Maybe you live in a shitty part of town?"
We, 'Muricans, are all about classism.

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

@MegaRan That is too dope!

[Stefan LaVey @LaVeyReborn]

THIS FRIDAY (TOMORROW) AT THE @PCW ARENA!!!! The last show of the year and you KNOW the roof of the #PlatinumPalace will go sky high with this #action. Get tickets NOW at https://t.co/hjgViSAFZc !!!
#prowrestling #indyprowrestling #home4theholidays #gaprowrestling

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

@Nooramorph The ManBearPig variant we never knew we needed: HorseGirlMuscleFace. She's half horsegirl, half muscleface

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

If you haven't already, VOTE TOMORROW! VOTE VOTE VOTE!

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@mikalkhill HEAR HEAR!!!

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@Nooramorph Captain Planet, Kristen Bell in a fictional action movie biopic about her life, Shauna of the Dead, Captain Marvel, Leona S. Kennedy.

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

It is a real shame that my alt acct @ChunkiePhins is shadowbanned on Twitter. ONE post wishing for a known pro-violence racist to have a real bad day, and Chunkie Phinsta is in free-speech jail. Pretty weak shit, Twitter.

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

@Alex_kane11 Hell yeah! Congrats to you and Mighty M!

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White Person willing to shut off any sort of moral compass and do the worst things possible.

So I ask again: "What the fuck do we do?"

Do we keep sitting on our hands while the White Supremacist GOP and Billionaires keep burying the future?

Do we just let it happen? X/

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

I need to know what the fuck we do. The government isn't listening to the people it is supposed to represent, which is everyone, not just white Christians morons.
We are watching as the GOP systematically turns out country into a Corporate run system. 1/

[Axios @axios]

Betsy DeVos calls for abolishing the Department of Education

https://t.co/xHZswVFNjw

[Dorkestra Class @captplanetpants]

Clamp those freedoms each week. "We're all equal", unless you don't go/finish to college, throw out any dreams that you had to work 2 or more jobs to keep an 300sqft, $1500 per mo. apartment, until you can make a new worker (or 5) for the labor force, or aren't a sociopathic 5/

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@theinfamousav 🤣🤣🤣

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@theinfamousav This HAS to be Florida.

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@atrupar

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@RonFilipkowski His peepee must be so small. Poor little guy

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@BillCorbett Can the chimp have a crippling addiction to Quualudes before the trip begins? Setup a strong "hero's journey" C Plot.