Shannon Louise

tiny human’s snack bitch

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

I taught my kid that sharing is caring and he does not hesitate to remind me of this when I have a snack he wants. #SHARINGISCARING #Parenthood #mixedfeelings

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

Dear #Netflix please for the love of god create a feature that allows me to block shows. #horridhenry is actually the worst and my son is turning into an asshole. Thanks!

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

Honestly the newest female way of one-upping is how many days you've gone without washing your hair.

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

PSA: Kraft Dinner before a full body workout is a terrible idea #insanitymax30 #tabatapower

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

#liesitellmykid - if you sleep with socks on, your toes will fall off

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

If you ever want to know what it feels like to be a parent.. talk to your wall for 10 mins and get mad when it doesn’t do what you say #toddlerlife #ImAMomNow #itsalmostbedtime #itsatoddlersworld #imjustlivinginit

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

#BlackMirrorisreal #theyarewatchingus https://t.co/GQiDGeg2YM

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This kinda shit freaks me out.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Edmonton Police @edmontonpolice]

You work hard for the money.
So hard for it, honey.
You work hard for the money.
So you better treat it right.
Remember: police won't call and ask for donations. The CRA does not ask for payment in Bitcoin or gift cards. Protect yourself and the money you work hard for, #yeg.

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

Playing #NASCARHEAT2 on the #PlayStation and Ben has a controller for the XBox and thinks he’s playing too. Starting to pass someone and he is screaming “GET OUTTA MY WAY MUDDA FUCKAS” #parentingfail or #parentingwin

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

90% of time spent training my dog is actually training my 3 y/o to leave him alone #doglyfe #momlife

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you're chilling at home and your boxers are too short and baggy...

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

@EGeeDoubleYou @moby_dickhead https://t.co/Pm8Rwjwbop maybe read this with the lights on during the day

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

Anyone else using twitter for the sole purpose of keeping up with #DearDavid ? I was on a three yr hiatus. #thanksforthenightmares @moby_dickhead

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

When you meet up w/ your kindergarten BFF & unintentionally match... #winning #twinning #ptbonorthernoriginal #TheConjuring2 @nikki_yooork

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

"My nips are hard right now... because I'm scared" @squidarmitage_ keeping it classy

[rmwoodbuffalo @RMWoodBuffalo]

@Wearestronng could be as late as the 21st depending on developments.

[Shannon Louise @captshann]

@WalmartCanada this is what your Fort McMurray store looks like on a regular basis. #empty #pleasestocktheshelves