Captain Thailand

Tweeting things that don't fit into @SoCalChinaHand. Angels baseball, USC football, culture, and the gentlemanly arts. USMC vet. My engine runs on punk rock.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

@MicahEscamilla @JayD__5 @_josh_2x Wow.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

@DanTheNapkinMan My kindergarten teacher’s name was Karen. Wait, no her name was Electranomicus. You had it right.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

@halosheaven No, Pa. It's my team. I'll do it...

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

@ShotgunSpr #Cal #Loyalty #Stop in every twenty years or so to see us get spanked by USC after we got spanked by Navy in the '96 Aloha Bowl.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

@RevHalofan I've resisted this talk for years and years, but at some point it's time to make a change.

[USC Trojans @USC_Athletics]

FINAL: USC 42, Stanford 24.

The Trojans dominate their first Pac-12 game of the year!

#FightOn

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Sources: #Angels close to acquiring Justin Upton from #Tigers.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹#USC #Classic #FightOn #RoseBowl

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

And now over to Malvern, Pennsylvania, where our review officials will look at another play. #RoseBowl

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

How in the hell was that a late hit?#RoseBowl

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

USC Silent Drill Team? Nice sound work, #ESPN.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

@PMayham I'm a Rams fan, which seems even worse.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

"Insult to injury": When you put a lineman in and have him do a jump shot into the endzone to run up the score. #broncosvschiefs

[Torii Hunter Jr. @THunterJr]

Love thee! 🍀🍀🍀

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

There should be no doubt now. Absolutely no justification for Colorado to be ranked ahead of #USC in #CFP next week. #RoseBowl

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

Yet another high-powered opponent for Western Michigan.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

Awesome, Finally!!!!! Trout #MVP

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

If Cleveland wins this on a walk-off HR, I will become a Cubs fan.

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

Rain delay with no beer after the 7th? Time for Midwestern Midget Mud Wrestlemania on 2nd base. Anything but Joe Buck. #WorldSeries

[Captain Thailand @CaptThailand]

Wow. Just wow. #WorldSeries