Captain Thunderpants

i tweet about sports, mostly the thunder

[Captain Thunderpants @captthunderpant]

@RepDavidKustoff so do it

[Clemente Almanza @CAlmanza1007]

Top 5 teams in the NBA this season:

1 - Fully healthy Thunder
2 - Thunder with Chet but no Hartenstein
3 - Thunder with Hartenstein but no Chet
4 - Small-ball Thunder
5 - Cavs

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Hassan Whiteside Snapchat memes had the entire world in a chokehold from 2015 to 2018

[petemymeat @thepetemymeat]

Autocorrect needs to add Penix after the @nfl draft last night

I just googled penis injuries on my work computer

[Captain Thunderpants @captthunderpant]

always liked garuba

[Captain Thunderpants @captthunderpant]

why isnt chaos spelled with a k?

[Sam @SamsHoops]

Wizards hired Presti’s apprentice and immediately began cooking

[Captain Thunderpants @captthunderpant]

where can I buy a bucket of just rats?

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Lu Dort received 1 vote for All-Defensive First Team and 7 votes for Second Team.

Dort ranked #2 when 100 players were asked to name the best defender in the NBA.

Sam Presti on Dort: “There’s some people not watching the games if he’s not an All Defensive Team player.”

[ThunderChats @ThunderChats]

Sam Vecenie on the Game Theory Podcast:

“Over/Under 3.5 All-Stars on THIS Oklahoma City roster by 2028?… I would say over”

#ThunderUp

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Maybe It’s Me

[Brandon Jennings @Tuff__Crowd]

Russell Westbrook resume is crazy.

When he retire watch how I talk

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

taking a shot so bad it gets your own star player ejected might never be topped.

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

Five OKC players scored 20+ tonight:

Josh Giddey
Lu Dort
Jalen Williams
Tre Mann
Isaiah Joe

Chris Paul, Dennis Schroder, Steven Adams, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Danilo Gallinari were the last five teammates to do this... also for the @okcthunder in 2019!

[Captain Thunderpants @captthunderpant]

@Thunderchapter2 I like the idea of him being our manu ginobili

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Never Forget Rick Ross Jumped off a Bridge to avoid a speeding ticket😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

ben & klay been hooping & everybody quiet now

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

My 3-8 fantasy squad coming to ruin someone’s playoff hopes this weekend

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Crossed and locked bro up 🫡