☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️

Lifelong Kansan. Leftist. Landlocked sea witch. She/they.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

@flosports, don’t host an event if you can’t handle the volume. The most anticipated teams at UDA nationals are about to perform and your entire service goes down? Unacceptable. How do we go about getting refunds?

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

@MattTalley2 @flosports Yup. I paid for it to watch UDA nationals. Solely for that purpose. And it’s completely down.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

I’m moving to that other platform. Same handle, new platform. Let’s be mutuals.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

I’m not even mad. This was expertly done.

[BYU FOOTBALL @BYUfootball]

Live Más.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Stop watching conspiracy theories form in real time and start making a healthy dinner for yourself or your family.

Anything that you're gonna find out tonight will be more accurate and well-sourced tomorrow anyway.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

Other key point: idk why people hate sputum so much. I love suctioning. Suctioning an ETT, getting a huge mucus plug out, and seeing the patient’s oxygen saturation rise? Elite. More satisfying than a Dr Pimple Popper video. The best. Chef’s kiss.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

1 year of respiratory therapy school to go. I have learned the following: albuterol won’t fix that, please stop over-oxygenating your chronic Co2 retainers, COVID can and will still hospitalize you, and antibiotic resistance is the scariest thing on earth.

[K-Statriot @KSt8riot]

Who needs to storm the court, when our Coach storms the student section? #EMAW

[John Kurtz @jlkurtz]

I know we all love Chris Klieman, but I’m telling you, you should really, really love and appreciate this guy after the last two offseason coaching carousels

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

I still wish we got to see the winning team chase a human Pop-tarts mascot around and eat an edible part of his costume https://t.co/C6NKaGFeyM

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

When even the announcer says wtf…

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

I have this big, amazing bed that I bought myself last year with my real adult money. It’s my first piece of brand new furniture I’ve ever bought just for me. I sleep in it alone. Tell me then why I still sleep only on the very right 1/3? New goal- take up the whole damn bed.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

KC IS GETTING LAST KISS,
I am calling it. Will it be night 1 or night 2?!?

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

💜| @TaylorSwift13's koi fish guitar was "temporarily removed" from its musuem.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

I got pulled over by @kshighwaypatrol last night for having a headlight out. I said I knew about it, I just forgot because I had to run out for emergency supplies. The emergency was that I ran out of hot glue for my #ErasTour outfit. I got it fixed this morning.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

“I’m taking so much preventative Imodium before the Taylor Swift concert.” might be the most millennial text I’ve ever sent.

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

One of my favorite things about holidays in the Midwest is the very loose definition of the word “salad.”

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The same Supreme Court that overturned Roe now refuses to follow the plain language of the law on student loan cancellation. This fight is not over. The President has more tools to cancel student debt — and he must use them.