Geralto

Unapologetically me. Full time shit poster, part time hater. #istandwithGeralto

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

@frozenedamame No. This is the document of a young mans descent into mental unrest. It should be studied for decades to come

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

@BensonBunnyBoy It’s not fun anymore. I’ve been shitposting and trolling on this account since I was in high school. Community used to be fun too. Now there’s too many unfunny racists. All the people I started with have matured out of this, and I have too. It’s just time for me to #levelup

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Tried to deactivate my account but don’t know passwords or anything else I signed up with 4 years ago

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Great game, fuck the chiefs

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Why is my boss emailing me right now. Turn on the big game!

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

@PenzaminFrankln Saw her live in August. Aged like fine wine.

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Usher you’re 45 put your shirt back on

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Voting RFK this election just because the commercial seemed cool

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Messi would NOT drink Michelob. He is for sure a Modelo guy.

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

This is the lock of the century. Max out your credit cards on this parlay.

National Anthem u90.5
Total score u47.5

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Trying to explain to my Peruvian girlfriend why the SEC is important

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Need home remedies to cure a fever, drugs aren’t working

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

@mid_madness Of course big men succeed at morehead state

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Why can’t I buy WeWork shares on @SoFi ??

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Sick as a dog. Missing work, credit card bill out the ass. What will I do? Gamble.

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Just sold all of my stock. Need a 3 leg parlay to put it on.

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

@heylittlemillie Jarnell Stokes

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Checked in at DMV let’s see how long this takes

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Nature so fucked up my lil nigga knew he was about to be lunch meat 😭😭😭💀

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

You best not fuck with my girl Ms Ellen or I will have to hurt you.

[Geralto @car_freshenerr]

Y’all think Toby Keith and Bin Laden kicking it in hell right now or are there still grudges?