carissa deZwarte

I love my dog, beer and tequila.

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

@Luci__Marie Retweet.

[sɪᴍʙᴀ🦁★ @stfusimba]

Stop calling your busy friends “fake”
we’re not kids anymore, we have responsibilities.

[Christian Yelich @ChristianYelich]

162 down, season starts now #ThisIsMyCrew

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

I am the naked neighbor #noshame

[Sky Abdullah @skyfelts]

my mental state is :
if you give me a long hug I might start crying

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

Not me over packing for a beach vacation. 😬

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

Just three more weeks and me and my man will be in Mexico 🥳

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

bring back milkmen but they deliver cold brew every morning

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

Sometimes the only words to describe how you feel sometimes is “what the fuck”.

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

I wish I didn’t work during the day and could do things. Being a full time employee/adult is bs.

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

You know body dysmorphia is real when you’re too insecure to sit down cuz you think your belly will look too big.

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

@Luci__Marie Do it

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Happy 4/20. There’s gonna be more people getting baked this year than ever before

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)

[lex @lexestep]

u glow differently with good ppl in ur life

[🦋 @unabIez]

highkey don’t wanna tell anyone whats going on in my life ever

[carissa deZwarte @car_iss_a]

Fuck body dysmorphia making me think I look 400 lbs. but ya never know I might.