Lindsey Carvalho

MST ‘22 (ish) • ΧΩ

[Curious Archive @curious_archive]

Sea Anemone escaping from a starfish using an... interesting method.

An effective reminder that sea anemones are animals.

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

[carol leonard @laughingcat2016]

Hey everyone, don't forget to recycle!

[VIRGO @AboutVirgos]

#Virgos hate explaining things. It's not that we can't, we just rather not.

[VIRGO @AboutVirgos]

If #Virgo misses someone, they won't make an effort to talk to them because they don't wanna seem needy.

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@boohildy Calling me at 11 pm to save you 😂😂

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@shelby_l_s So proud of you grandma!!

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

Customer: *ordering for someone else* “She wants a blended hot chocolate with espresso”
Me: “So she wants a mocha?”
Customer: “NO! She wants a blended hot chocolate with espresso”
Me: “A blended hot chocolate with espresso is also a blended mocha”
Customer: “Whatever you say”

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@boohildy Hmmm I wonder who he could be talking about

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@bail0hay Hi

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

Why am I excited about a new laundry basket?

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@Alexistb23 Like father like son

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

The song living on a prayer but munching on a stinky

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@Alexistb23 It’s Blake

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

For 20% off your order with PuraVida anytime!!! https://t.co/pAblTLK7GB

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

@Alexistb23 Ouch

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

Turned KA’s grocery list into a song last night:
Poptart
Ramen
Quackers
Cookies
Paper towels

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

Bangs.

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

Biggest prank is letting people think I’m about to turn 20 when I’m actually about to be 19

[Lindsey Carvalho @car_n_l]

Puked and rallied my classes today. A true rolla student.