Carson R

decent man

[Carson R @car_ren__]

@OmbreDeLaGente YouTube has my full attention when I’m behind the wheel

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Your Spotify wrapped is just not true.

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Need this @iamblackbear

[Carson R @car_ren__]

People have told me I look like DeMar Derozan

[JW @JWepp]

the Celtics to the Mavs https://t.co/LyArPp3c3Y

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Hitting my driver into a kickback net

[CELTICS ☘️ BANNER 19 @BiggLynch]

Bro locked In…. He wants 18!!!
These boys is hungry this season 🍽️ 😤 ☘️

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Tantric driving today

[John 🐣💗🎽🪲🐍♍️🐦🫧🛰🏜🪬 @OmbreDeLaGente]

Seeing dudes born in 2004 on nba rosters is not good for me

[Carson R @car_ren__]

All my drafts are gone…

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Is it really that hard for people smile normal. Some people in pictures looking like 🥴. How do you see your face like that and go “yeah, that’s the one”

[Carson R @car_ren__]

I thank god everyday @SHAQ became a basketball player and not a serial killer

[Carson R @car_ren__]

@OmbreDeLaGente Always cooking pans next to umbrellas and shit

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Ate a Big Mac (no fries) in church today. Not proud.

[Carson R @car_ren__]

@Connormason25 This one should’ve stayed in the drafts

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Racketeering has to be the coolest crime to commit

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Does my oven crackle and hiss when I’m not at home?

[Carson R @car_ren__]

Spotify really doesn’t know how to shuffle.

[Carson R @car_ren__]

The Mocha Joe v Latte Larry arc was the best tv we will ever get.

[Carson R @car_ren__]

sweating sitting down right now