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[Carsloan @car_sloan]

If your campaign calls at 8:50 in the morning, you better believe no one in my house is voting for you.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

Best part about having long hair is I actually get excited now when Megan leaves ponytails at my house.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

If you golf by the rules, I can't golf with you.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

But a little pussy never hurt anyone.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

Big cats are dangerous..

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

Trees, are trees.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Who knew Canada was dabbin? https://t.co/BowGOKmA5Q

[Tyler Mammen @Sweet_TMammen]

Sum typa way

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

Just got out of breath stretching for the run I'm about to go on. This should be interesting.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

I didn't think I was hungry until I saw..

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

Fuckin zamboni on 98th st. Hahaha

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

@MeganLois13 I did not

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

@MeganLois13 that calamari was a tad too fresh for me.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

I take your gloom
I cut it up and puff it into bloom

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

@aljexi au contraire, all my battles with them are when I'm sober as a bird.

[Carsloan @car_sloan]

Clothes hangers are my least favorite inanimate objects.